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Star Trek title sequences but they’re songs from the year each series came out
og idea from @bad-startrek-aus and some others in the notes of this post
(also I didn’t realize that post was so old but it came across my dash last night and I just had to make it a reality)
bad tng au: instead of playing poker, the crew have weekly dnd sessions. riker dms
TNG rejected plotline/AU where Alexander brings home the class Tribble for the weekend
AU where Terry Crews pitches all the AUs with him to Paramount or whoever and they all get merged into one TV show
An Alternate Universe where all ships have a Vulcan medical officer whose answer to everything medically is "I have to initiate a Mind Meld" before proceeding. All fellow medical officers, nurses, and staff roll their eyes in a "not again" implication.
First Contact AU where Worf tells Picard; "If you were a Tribble, I'd kill you where you stand"
An Alternate Universe where Miles, Keiko, Julian, and Kira all are in a complicated polyamorous relationship.
AU where Insurrection didn’t play out like like an TNG extended episode
AU where Starfleet is owned by Disney
If this gets us songs in the episodes, then yes please!
AU where every Federation starship has at least one McDonalds, Starbucks, and Subway inside of it. Some have Orange Julius
All of the theme songs are replaced with Scooby Doo themes, and get similar opening sequences. DS9 gets Mystery Incorporated, and I guess TOS gets the original Scooby Doo theme, idk about the others
AU where it turns out that there are six Quarks. They call themselves Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Charm and Strange.
Worf's sash is actually a scouting sash covered in badges.
AU where each theme song is replaced with a hit song from the year the show came out -- Voyager's theme song is now "Gangsta's Paradise". DS9: "Whoomp! There It Is", TOS: "Paint It Black", Disco: "Believer" by Imagine Dragons. TNG's opening theme: "Never Gonna Give You Up"
AUu where they played the regular theme music at the opening of "In a Mirror, Darkly". It still has the altered video opening, though, so you've got "Faith of the Heart" playing over all the footage of military stuff
Au where Tribbles bounce- not all over the place like a ping pong ball but just more of a gentle bob.
AU where the replicators have an AI that comments on every item ordered. McCoy's convinced it to scold Jim whenever he orders too many unhealthy foods in a row. It saves them both a lot of time.
AU where, everyone, in the Federation, sprinkles Shatner commas, throughout, their speech. Even, Picard.
TNG AU where the security console/rail doubles as a bar. Worf is tending to it off hours to pay for lt. cmdr school and accrue extra credit.