this blog is so funny, i laughed so hard i had an asthma attack but? it was worth it
omg i hope you’re ok i don’t want to hurt you
ive NEVER looked at the notifications on this blog until now and im in shock ohhhhh this blog sucks
this only plays at 4 am on adult swim
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We are but we're busy boys :( this blog runs in short brief bursts which is probably best for everyone
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this is the first image i tried to draw for this blog and its so fucking dark sided that i cant capture it properly at all NOTHING ive tried can portray the deep seated panic & discomfort i feel when i see it
name this cartoon idea
realy really good
This may have already been added, but in Brazil there was an urban legend that Fofao dolls contained a secret murder knife and it’s based on a half-truth about their components:
Oh, that doesn’t even scratch the surface! Fofão (you pronounce it like foh-fah-oom) is… a cultural icon. You probably won’t find a single Brazilian person who doesn’t know who he is, though he hasn’t been on television for decades, and this is because his whole existence is cursed. Cursed, cursed, cursed. I’ll explain:
Back in the early 80s, there was an educational children’s show called A Turma do Balão Mágico (lit. The Magic Balloon Gang. So eighties.) that was pretty much a Sesame Street knockoff and starred children interacting with puppets and people in costumes and learning wholesome lessons and singing songs. Fofão was one of the nonhuman characters, and he looked like the unholy offspring of Chucky from Child’s Play and a Troll Doll after getting stung by bees:
As you can see, the costume was pretty much just some kind of disturbing prosthetics stuck to some guys face and a wig. Those are real human eyes. Did I mention Fofão means “very fluffy”? I reckon it’s because of the jowls.
Anyway, Fofão became the most popular character of the show for some reason, getting himself a spin-off where he was the protagonist and… merchandise, one of these being those cursed dolls. It was then that a urban legend about it began to surface, and it said (get this) that whoever created Fofão had made a pact with the devil to achieve success and that the devil had instructed him to put a black dagger inside each doll that made whoever touched it become a murderer, or at least so went the version I know of. As it turns out, the dolls did have a weird structure to keep the head upright that was kind of shaped like a knife? You can imagine how prevalent this legend was. I was born a whole decade after Fofão’s show used to air and I was still scared I’d come across one of these dolls as a child.
After that, Fofão faded into obscurity, just to be brought back in the year of our lord 2015 after the existence of some… peculiar children’s birthday party entertainers came to light and rose to meme levels. They’re called Carreta Furacão (Hurricane Truck) and they’re basically people dressed up as mascots who take the birthday kids for a ride around town on a modified truck while they dance and do parkour, except they’re unusually prone to accidents, and for some reason they almost all happen with one of the dancers… who dresses up as Fofão, AKA the guy on OP’s picture. There are hundreds of videos dedicated to the Carreta Furacão Curse. Here’s one of them:
So… you draw your own conclusions. I, myself, am of the opinion that Fofão isn’t so much of a guy in a costume as he is a real life goblin that emerges from the darkness every 30-odd years to feed on the fear of children.
Wow, a true Bad Cartoon Idea for the ages
this is the first image i tried to draw for this blog and its so fucking dark sided that i cant capture it properly at all NOTHING ive tried can portray the deep seated panic & discomfort i feel when i see it
name this cartoon idea
realy really good
zoroshi
hi, my name is noa n im a minor latinx trans boy that is very mentally ill (but i am recovering!!!). i went through a Lot of Trauma which i talked more in depth here.
im asking for help for my 9-10 yo dog. she is really old now, she used to be all black but she got so many white spots now!! it’s really cute. i love her a lot.
unfortunately, she is ill. she probably has a skin condition - all her fur is falling off and it’s extremely dry and itchy. it looks so painful and it attracts flies. im so scared it’s something serious or she had a cancer or something that will kill her, bc our other dog died (idk from what, but he had the skin thing too) and im just. worried. bc winter will be coming soon in one or two months itll be winter here n she lives on horrible conditions and i need to fix it before winter comes so she can be warm and safe and healed with comfy skin and not die.
this is how her house looks like.
she lives chained like this, on a house that doesnt even have proper food dishes. no one but me cleans the poops n her and i have really bad depression that stops me from doing like, everything. if i manage to shower once a week it’s a blessing she doesnt even have fur anymore on her belly or on her legs and she smells like rotting flesh. she has really bad skin as you can see on the pictures, extremely damaged and dry and she needs veterinary care asap but my parents REFUSE TO TAKE HER and keep instructing me to wash her with this anti flea shampoo that will only make her skin drier (when i spayed her the vet told me this). she is a very good guard dog, she has really good teeth for her age!!! she is just. living in abhorrent conditions and i want to help her i need to help her before winter rolls around bc im terrified of her dying like our other dog did.
i plan to fence the sides of the house so she can’t run away when the gate is open (my parents WON’T chase her if she does and im not always home to make sure she is safe), but my dad refuses to buy me the material i need (some wire fence, some hooks plus some screws is like. all i need). i need to care for her asap but i have no money to do so bc my dad also blackmailed me in giving him my final paycheck so he could pay insurance for his new car. im absolutely broke and i need to help her please donate to me if you can i want to save my dog!!!!!!
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