My family: I'm so glad you're normal, unlike your cousins (who are conservative Christians, criminals, or cops).
Me, closing the 14 pages of Bumbleby smut I wrote this weekend instead of doing anything productive: Yes... Normal...
*playing taboo at a party, the word is Huntress*
Yang: Okay, what am I?
Blake: Beautiful.
Yang: Yeah, more serious.
Blake: Gorgeous.
Yang: My job.
Blake: The love of my life-
Weiss: Can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Blake?
Blake, singing karaoke: Oh my god, what is this new emotion?
Yang: Penis
Blake: Now I'm such a penis- wha- ***WHAT???***
-yang wheezing in the background-
Yang, after they start dating: So, you and me, huh?
Blake: Who would've thought?
Weiss: Everyone?
Emerald: You see it too, right?
Weiss: I've been telling them they should make out for a year now, still waiting.
Yang:
Blake:
Blake: We're still here.
Weiss: THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
Mood status: just done talking about RWBY for 2 hours. Buzzed beyond belief.
The person didn’t believe me when I said bumbleby wasn’t canon yet, and I mean, relatable. One day!!
Remember when the fandom was like “oh Weiss is super supportive of the Bees and would love it if Blake and Yang were together because she cares about their happiness, but many times she also suffers around them because she can't fucking stand them flirting right in front of her salad” and then they made it canon
Remember that THIS was something that was literally discussed last month?
I’m not sure who wants Bumbleby to happen more, the fandom or the voice actresses!
Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?
Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.
Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!
Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?
I'm thinking about your bees date in v9 idea again and with what we know now I can just imagine Yang going crazy trying to pick the perfect spot on the island that has the least amount of crazy happening on it for their date
especially if the island responds to emotions, girl’s gonna be STRESSED 😭 in the end blake sees how hard she’s trying and tells yang that as long as they’re spending time together she doesn’t care, and they promise to have a deal first date once they get to vacuo
bumbleby kiss bumbleby KISS BUMBLEBY KISS
If the bumbleby kiss happens then I expect the island to have a motherfucking rainbow, make flowers bloom, turn the sky into either the lesbian flag colors, the bi flag colors or whatever sapphic flag exists, just surround them inside the most beautiful garden ever, and most importantly…have bees buzzing around them. If none of this happens then I’m going to be disappointed in RWBY for the first time in my life.
blake and yang are gay for eachother and ruby and weiss are gay for eachother and i think in volume 9 they should kiss in this essay i will