This show received 42 emmy nominations.

Squidward was a real 💯

My dude didn’t give a flying fuck

I love squidward

No matter how much you hate how insufferably idiotic that one person you know is, there is a line that you just can’t let people cross.

This is a prime example of what happens when that line is crossed. And it is hilarious.

Well that’s a naughty word!

I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with

At my show, he paused, looked around, and went “hey, you guys said it, not me” and held his hands up like he was the most innocent creature on planet earth. He’s pretty fun.

Wanna hear a sick tune I’ve been working on?

Absolutely. I already love it.

Signed

Update

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

oh god i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

(via lowghen)

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI

do you guys know that old early 2000s nicktoons, cancelled after 3 seasons

featuring badass-adorable teenage protagonists with numerous powers 

it manages to balance the badass superhero fighting action of protecting their town

with the typical sitcom-y high school teenage stuff that they gotta deal with

also theres two funky friends!!! (one of them named tucker)

and sassy ass popular kids!!!!

also multiple versions of main protagonist???

most of the antagonists from DP are ghosts from another dimension with very specific powers and most of the antagonists from MLAATR are robots from outer space with very specific powers

the main recurring villain is older, very cunning, and the same species as the protagonist??

there’s a two part episode where the danny topples the leader of the ghost zone and and there’s a two part episode where jenny topples the leader of cluster prime??

theyre both good shows

(via taylor_welker)

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

(via SilviuMajor)

a confused florist

what in carnation

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

quit bragging

my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery 

Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?

Because daphne was and always will be that bitch

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

waking up one minute before my alarm goes off basically guarantees it’s not going to be a good day. i know sixty seconds isn’t a lot of time for sleep but whatever dream I was having could’ve taken a 180° turn in that time that could’ve changed my dream life so yeah im gonna be mad about it

You know something? Cats just get it… they intrinsically know that if you get overwhelmed you should just pass out in a sunbeam in the middle of the floor because that’s how it be sometimes