active in your bowels

fighting game player who discovered Guilty Gear through Soulja Boy talking about GG2:O

Source: deathgripsgoon

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

yeah you’re making me 6’2 my fucking stomach

they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

hmm i wonder…

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

the structure of columbo is so fascinating to me. it's a murder mystery but upside down. they start the show by depicting, in minute detail, exactly what the crime was, who did it, how, and why. and then for an hour and a half, you do not watch columbo solve the case. he did that already. often almost immediately. instead you watch him slowly, carefully, methodically tear down every single excuse, cover, and alibi the killer could possibly have until nothing is left but the truth. it's not about solving the mystery it's about watching this funny little man run circles around people who think they're better than him

LETS FUCKING GO GAMERS!!!!!!

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

Okay, first of all: it is not at all surprising that tumblr is into this beef. at least half of being in fandom is beefing constantly, and the levels of haterdom that Kendrick Lamar has achieved are...... truly impressive and a little bit scary.

this is gonna be messy and not comprehensive but i've been thinking about this for like a week and there's just so much....... context. there's layers to this shit.

so let's start at the beginning.

mike’s hard past couple of months

I’ve been saying this

I’ve been saying this

‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube

just bought a chair fryer