this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

Lmao she lookin like “nigga, HELP ME”

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006)

me at 4 am on a school night

Y luego a gomitar

When you’re trying to give your mom a heart attack

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

I laughed so hard I could barely hit reblog.

needless to say college isn’t goin so well

Henry really sNAPPED

how amazing would it be to go travelling with the love of your life and fuck every night

Goodbye Rick Grimes