i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
"literally" is the greatest word in the english sentence she adds so much to every sentence she's in and I am madly in love with her <333
my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.
...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah
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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?
Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.
(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??
(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.
They're all dead. They just don't know it yet
The Crow (1994)
stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3
In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the “mountain goats” and “corn” and “monkeys” and the “killers” and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3
Them: It’s Christmas Eve!
Me: December 24th.
Them: not this again.
Me: 9 PM.
Them: can you not?
Me: (putting on a striped scarf) Eastern Standard Time.
Them: WHERE DID YOU GET PROPS?
Me: From here on in I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it, instead of my old shit. First shot, Roger. Tuning the Fender guitar he hasn’t played in a year. This won’t tune. So we hear. He’s just coming back from half a year of withdrawal. Are you talking to me? Not at all! Are you ready? Hold that focus, steady. Tell the folks at home, what you’re doing Roger. . .
"a better world is possible" t shirt streaked with blood and gore
Uni.
HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH
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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
donttwalkaway
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
Got a Ring from a giveaway
Anyway here's a picture of it on my hand
...why does this have so many notes
Am I... funny?
Girl you are hilarious