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angelicguy

nice argument but ive already depicted you as the docile roasted edamame and myself as the robust luxurious green grape

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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

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dakt37

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

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tkingfisher

A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

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thyrell

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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Customer: GEEK, SPECIFICALLY RELATED TO JAPANESE CULTURE.42, LITERARY REF. DOUGLAS ADAMS DMV: SUBSTITUTING 1 FOR T. OTAKU=(in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills. Verdict: DENIED