How do y’all kids even afford these apple macbook laptops I can’t even afford food

Today, I fucked up... by getting in the wrong car

So I have an internship in the city and I have to take the train in, where I then take a taxi to work. The other day I decided to try out Uber, since it’s been getting so much hype lately. So I order a car and after a few minute he calls me to say he’s at the train station. I didn’t see any cars pull up, so I ask what color his car was to see if I can spot it. He says it’s blue, and I see a blue car in the parking lot so I tell him I’ll be there in a second.

I walk up to this blue car, and the guy inside looks like the picture of the driver on the Uber app. So I get in the car and start apologizing for not seeing him in the first place, until I look up and see the man in the driver’s seat staring at me. I ask what’s wrong and he tells me to get out of the car.

Assuming it’s a joke, I start laughing and tell him the address of where I need to go. Then he tells me, with a lot more force, to get out of the car. I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there with my mouth open like an idiot. After he yelled at me for a few more minutes my brain clicked and I realized I had gotten into a stranger’s car who was in no was connected to Uber. I got out of the car as quickly as possible and walked back to the station, and when I called the Uber guy again he said I had taken too long and he had left.

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How do y’all kids even afford these apple macbook laptops I can’t even afford food

Today, I fucked up... by getting in the wrong car

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