Black-OffWhite

I don’t own or take any credit for any of these pics.

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

I have the mind of an anorexic and the body of a failure.

Oh, ouchy, yeah, thank you for being so accurate

A Small Tutorial

Okay! even i have terrible english i can show you how my works going

so…. you might be very hard to catch what i try to told you 

and i’m sorry…. but please understand this is my best

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i forgot to capture before the sketch =w=;;;; 

only i can tell you when you sketch a thing….

make…. them….CHUBBY!!!!

(my sketch isn’t chubby enough this time)

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here is the sketch of my fursona and i’m gonna color it

crate another layer and move it to under sketch layer

and make sketch layer to multiply

any color can use to fill no matter what

press ‘/’ key will lock current layer this will make easy to coloring

and start place color

my fursona have green fur and brown mane

i always use this function this is very useful for many situation!!!!

duplicate locked layer and move it to top

erase all thing in duplicated layer and cast shadow

i’m using right brown as shadow color it’s normally fit in well

this step will decision art’s atmosphere 

press ‘Ctrl + U’ to change color what you want

i changed the color little darker than before

make normal layer and move it to top

arrange them….

KEEP GOING

KEEEEP GOING

and DONE >:3

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this is how i draw stuffs….

i hope my english understandable to peoples sorry about terrible english ahh

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i forgot to tell you what my brush setting is

i use photoshop basic square brushes 

select brush tool and right click

and you can find little gear wheel icon on top right

click and add square brushes on your brush set

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thank you so much for read my tutorial !!!!

You get 8 hours a day out of me, and you are wasting 5 of those (x)

… <3

Lana new album

before you post, consider:

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

normalize ignoring posts you dislike instead of writing a manifesto

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

BAKED EGGS WITH SPINACH & TOMATO

ONLY 185 kcals!

I bought this little ovenproof dish from Amazon and decided to make this meal!

1) Lightly blend cherry tomatoes so they are cut up but still mostly intact.

2) Run boiling water over the baby spinach so it wilts, then cover the bottom of the dish with spinach.

3) Slice the mozzarella.

4) Cover the spinach with roughly blended tomatoes. Place mozzarella around the centre and make a little dip in the middle.

5) Crack egg into the middle and try and spread all the egg whites around

6) Don’t forget to preheat the oven to 200 (I’m from the uk) and leave in there for 13-18 mins depending on how you like your eggs.

Enjoy!

OK UPDATE I took a cold shower which was such a good idea because now i am AWAKE and now im in the kitchen and made coffee and im trying to be quiet because its still pitch black out and everyone is asleep but my dog is with me and look ok i figured, hey im an actress i can pretend to be someone so, let me introduce you to the soon to be oscar nominated character Sorcha who is a fucking ravenclaw and get this her absolute favorite things to do are researching and writing and debating and so basically im gonna be playing a character for the next 7 hours to do my midterm assignment and boy howdy i sure hope this works but anyway im literally so happy and energetic right now im listenig to my favorite tunes and the amount of seratonin i get from the dog days are over and the live version of song for no one is UNMATCHED i say un-fucking-matched anyways i dont expect any of you hooligans to be able to get thru this big wall of text muahahaha its my word fortress but if you did get this far hats off to you my good sir. ok indy out ✌🏼

it’s only been one hour. i said i was happy???? i said i was awAKE????

i have 3 hours before i present. i’ve only mentioned 4 out of the 12 required sources. i still don’t have a fully formed thesis. 

I FINISHED!!!!!!!! its not perfect but i decided to just let it be! i ended up getting 8/12 sources in which is ok! i present in 20 min so i got to print out my notes and stuff but thanks for all your support :’)

I DID IT!!! it went way better than expected!!!!!!!  i got some points off for only having 10/12 sources and for talking way too fast and for going over the time limit, BUT she gave me the highest possible grade in the creativity and originality section!!!! 

thank you for all your kind notes!! they really got me thru this whirlwind!

you ever just stare at the wall and think hoo boy suicide sure is an option 

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

ditto

The small ones so cute?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS VERSION IVE ALWAYS SEEN THE LONGER ONE WITH MORE PHOTOS

For height-dysphoric trans men - list of shorter male celebrities.

Posted by @ TRANSFlNN on twitter

Anyone got something like this for trans women because like…Being 6ft tall doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in this fight

ask and you shall recieve :)

6′0 Aisha Tyler

6′0 Allison Janney

6′0 Brooke Shields

6′0 Elle Macpherson

6′0 Famke Janssen

6′0 Geena Davis

6′0 Jane Lynch

6′0 Jeanene Fox

6′0 Jennie Finch

6′0  Kristen Johnston

6′0 Margaux Hemingway

6′0 Natasha Stefanenko

6′0 Saffron Burrows

6′0 Uma Thurman

6′1 Adriana Karembeu

6′1 Ana Hickmann

6′1 Brigitte Nielsen

6′1 Faith Minton

6′1 Janet McTeer

6′1 Julie Strain

6′1 Michelle Wie

6′1 Monika Schnarre

6′1 Pam Stone

6′1 Penny Lancaster

6′1 Tara Moss

6′1 Venus Williams

6′2 Dorothy Ford

6′2  Elizabeth Debicki

6′2 Ireland Baldwin

6′2 Jodie Kidd

6′2 Karlie Kloss

6′2 Lindsay Davenport

6′2  Maria Sharapova

6′2 Natalia Bush

6′2 Suzie Plakson

6′3 Dot-Marie Jones

6′3 Gabrielle Reece

6′3 Gwendoline Christie

6′3 Judy Gold

6′3 Kerri Walsh Jennings

6′4 Candace Parker

6′4   L'Wren Scott

6′4 Rebecca Lobo

6′5 Lisa Leslie

Size diversity in height (and weight!!) is real and does not care about gender-based stereotypes.

this is wholesome but tbh all i can think of is how danny devito is simultaneously both taller and shorter than i imagined

team “my parents didn’t exactly kick me out or starve me but they sure held every bit of it over my head and made sure I knew how they could do it at any second, at the same time drilling in my head how any care I receive translates into this huge debt that I will never be enough to repay and none of it felt like I was a part of a family”

STOP! TELLING! PEOPLE! THAT! NO! ONE! WILL! LOVE! THEM! UNTIL! THEY! LOVE! THEMSELVES! STOP! PLANTING! THE! IDEA! IN! PEOPLES! BRAINS! THAT! THEY! ARE! UNWORTHY! OF! LOVE! BECAUSE! OF! THEIR! OWN! STRUGGLE!

ED and Jealousy

Having an Ed, is being jealous of everyone…

Skinny people because we’re not…

Fat people because they can be fat AND gorgeous…

Depressed people who don’t eat because they’re depressed…

People with an Ed because they’re better at it while we’re faking it…

People, because they’re more “good-looking” than us.

And finally… People who can eat a piece of cake without knowing the calories and wanting to die after…