Sherlock : Shibata is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof
Wato : What ?
Reimon : I think she means to say Shibata is drowning
Wato : Oh okay
Wato : WAIT WHAT
Wato : Where'd the cookies go ?
Sherlock : They're gone. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, they weren't very good
Wato : So... You ate all of them anyway ?
Sherlock : *finger guns*
Wato, throws a pokè ball at Sherlock : I choose you!
Sherlock : Oi! Are you drunk ?
Wato : Am not! But I choose you, i'll always choose you as the woman I want to be with for the rest of my life!
Sherlock, tearing up, throwing the ball back at Wato : Stupid, you're definitely drunk!
Sherlock : Aside from being the cutest person to exist on this earth, what do you do for a living ?
Wato : Wait
Wato : Did you just flirt with me ?
Sherlock : Have been for the past years but thanks for noticing
Wato : Truth or dare ?
Sherlock : Truth
Wato : What's your real name ?
Sherlock :
Sherlock : .... Dare ?
Wato : I dare you to tell me your real name
Sherlock : ...
Sherlock : Hulu Japan or HBO Asia probably write on their website, go find it by yourself
Sherlock : Wato wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee. I was going to drink that
Wato : Aesthetic
Wato, bumping into mannaquin : Oh sorry man.
Sherlock : That's a mannaquin.
Wato : Oh I thought you were a person. I'm sorry mannaquin
Shibata : How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately
Sherlock : What do you mean ?
Shibata : You're just nicer than usual
Sherlock : I can punch you if you want wtf
Daigoro : I'm not done talking
Sherlock : But i'm done listening
Sherlock : You called the police before you called me ?
Wato : I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body ?
Sherlock : [screams] YES!
Wato : It's difficult to stay with the devil
Wato : She tries too hard to be nice
Sherlock : I made you tea
Wato, drinking the tea : I didn't ask for tea
Wato : Sherlock, I made a poem for you.
Sherlock : Let me hear them.
Wato : Roses are red violets are blue you are so rude and I love you
“Who know this smile can hold so much pain”
Btw happy birthday to Shihori Kanjiya my precious smol baby đź’•
Wato : Who's the most prettiest person in the galaxy ?
Moriya : Uh... You ?
Wato : False. It's Sherlock
Wato : I'm gay for Sherlock
Men : Hey, how are you doing ? *winks*
Wato : Anyway, i'm still gay for Sherlock
Mrs Hatano : You're grounded! No tv!
Sherlock : I don't watch tv.
Mrs Hatano : Fine. No computer!
Sherlock : I need my computer for research.
Mrs Hatano : Fine... No Wato!
Wato : What ? No Wato ?
Mrs Hatano : No Wato!
[Wato leaving to go to work]
Sherlock : What am I gonna do while you're gone
Wato : I don't know. What do you usually do when i'm gone ?
Sherlock, voice cracking : Wait for you to come back
Wato : Sherlock ?
Sherlock : Don't talk to me. I'm angry.
Wato, puts a blanket on her : There's your cape. Now you're super angry.
Sherlock, trying hard not to smile : I hate you.
Wato, hugging Sherlock : I love you too.
Sherlock : I'm morosexual
Mrs Hatano : What does that mean ?
Sherlock : It means i'm attracted to dumbasses.
Wato, in background : *accidentally walks into clear door*
Sherlock :
Sherlock : Stupid but cute
Sherlock : [to Wato] You look so cute when you find me annoying.