Since the brain consumes 20% of the body’s calories, a fifth of the food you eat is literally food for thought
me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:
Bernie just subtweeted Joe Biden.
Good day, everyone
this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none
nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper
im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning
- How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11)
- Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are
- These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with**
- Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to
- We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes
- What nationality are you according to your personality?**
- Can we guess where you actually live?
- Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you?
- Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18)
- Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks?
- Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die**
**my favorites
picks rihanna just in case
Most of the lies are not to hide stuff, but to avoid unnecessary explanations and discussions.
Inconsistency is ugly
me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3
the rational part of my brain: why not right now
me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry
One of the most frustrating feelings is being smart enough to know there’s a problem but not being smart enough to solve it
If alternate universes existed with an infinite amount of realities, there could be a reality where you are writing this instead of reading it
“How much can we ever know about the love and pain in another heart?”
— Orhan Pamuk, Snow (via books-n-quotes)
It’s hard to trust when all you have from the past is evidence why you shouldn’t.
Grow from the dirt that they left you in
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time





