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shit Fuck bye.

@babydollex

everything is stoopid
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Since the brain consumes 20% of the body’s calories, a fifth of the food you eat is literally food for thought

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me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

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this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none

nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper

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carpeted

picks rihanna just in case

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me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3

the rational part of my brain: why not right now 

me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry

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One of the most frustrating feelings is being smart enough to know there’s a problem but not being smart enough to solve it

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If alternate universes existed with an infinite amount of realities, there could be a reality where you are writing this instead of reading it

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ceyan

It’s hard to trust when all you have from the past is evidence why you shouldn’t.

Source: ceyan
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4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time