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5-Seconds-Of-Lukey

@babyblueeyeshemmings

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*late at night*
Luke: mom im going over to michael's for a bit
Liz: SURE HONEY YOU WANT TO ORDER PIZZA THERE CUZ MICHAEL LOVES PIZZA OH AND THERE ARE SOME VIDEO GAMES YOU COULD BRING--
Luke: mom are you okay you normally dont let me go out past 9
Liz: well...
Luke: well what
Liz: im letting you because...im muke af
Andy: we're muke af
Ben: muke af
Jack: muke af
Ashton: *calls house phone* muke af
Calum: *pokes head thru window* muke af
Kangaroo at the back door: *muke af*
Obama: muke af
Luke: dammit
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alma3737

'what flavor lipgloss is that' 'pspei'

Girl, have you even tried the Sprtre?

how about that cola coca

could really go for some grape fnata

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5SOS star Calum Hood’s five seconds of stupidity: Smoking at a petrol bowser

TEEN muso Calum Hood doesn’t seem to have received the memo about not smoking at petrol stations.

The 5 Seconds of Summer bass player and backing vocalist was busted on Saturday smoking a ciggie as he pumped fuel into a mate’s car at a service station near Wet & Wild in Sydney’s west. Even taking into account it was only his 19th birthday yesterday, it was still an unwise move.

According to BP, “petrol is a volatile, highly flammable liquid that gives off vapours. It’s important to never smoke, light a match or stub a cigarette out, especially around pumps or fuel containers. You also shouldn’t leave cigarettes burning in your car’s ashtray.”

Read the full article at the Daily Telegraph.

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pochood

IT WOULD ONLY LET ME PUT 10 PICTURES BUT THERE R SOME OTHER PAGES W/ PICTURES AND STUFF.

I went to the same 1D and 5sos concert as you

Omg cool beans 👍👍👍👍👍👍💖

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i just love the sassy ones

'it doesn't feel good' 'neither does sleeping alone bitch' 'maybe u should try the next size down lol'

'it spoils the mood' 'so does your attitude'

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Adult: You can be anything you want when you grow up
Adult: but not gay
Adult: or transgender
Adult: or a high school drop out
Adult: or a single parent
Adult: or a teen parent
Adult: or an actor
Adult: or an artist
Adult: or a musician
Adult: or unemployed
Adult: and you must marry someone
Adult: and you must have kids
Adult: and save money
Adult: and conform to society
Adult: and do this and do that
Adult: but when you grow up you can be whatever you want