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Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better

@babybluebanshee / babybluebanshee.tumblr.com

A being of pure light sent to this earth to watch a lot of cartoons and make stupid observations about stuff no one cares about. Gender: *shrug*. Pronouns: whatever, just don't be a douche. Ace and on the case. In a loving relationship with the most beautiful bean in the world. Also a fan of ball gowns and cats. Pro-choice. Trans rights are human rights. Terfs ain't got no friends and can die in a hole.
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Mystery Nerds AU Masterpost

So it recently came to my attention that most people don't know about the series that got me most of my followers - the Mystery Nerds AU, a Gravity Falls AU where Ford and Stan reconcile thirty years earlier than they do in canon and actually kinda sorta communicate and have lots of feelings filled moments. So, because I just added a new installment to it and I crave validation like some people crave food, I decided to make a post with links to all the fics on AO3.

All tags can be found here.

Life Support: "It's 1982, and Ford Pines has called his brother to Oregon, in desperate need of his help. Fate keeps Ford in this reality, and forces him to confront some very uncomfortable truths about his relationship with his twin." The one that started 'em all, babey, and arguably the most popular. Posted in 2015. Also got me called problematic by what was probably a bored, angry child for bringing up the AIDS crisis of the 1980s.

Strays: "Stan, in all good conscience, can't leave a stray. He knows that feeling all too well." The third fic I wrote, but the second in the series, as an apology for the angst-fests I'd written before it.

It's Been a Long, Long Time: "Filbrick Pines is not made of stone. Even he has things that scare him. Linger with him. Haunt him." The one in which I give Filbrick some pathos, and make a lot of people scream at me (affectionately) for it.

And Here's To You: "It seems that, even when the Pines brothers make some progress, they always hit another snag. This was all because of that damn pill bottle." An examination of Stan's "loony days" mentioned in the Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun.

Seared With Scars: "Ford can't seem to catch a break when it comes to reminders of those he's hurt. He tries to make amends in the only way he knows how, but soon gets himself, Stan, and Helen swept up in the dark secrets of Gravity Falls." My personal favorite installment in the series, and the first appearance of everyone's favorite traumatized hillbilly. This one took me the longest (started in 2016, not finished till 2019).

Two Way Street: "You know what they say about communication. Or, Four times Filbrick Pines' sons reached out to him, and one time he reached out first." Another Filbrick-centric one, and another favorite because I just have a soft spot for humanizing this stupid old man, alright?

Ad Astra Per Aspera: "The Society of the Blind Eye is gone, and the only thing left for the gang to do is recuperate. And maybe deal with those pesky emotional issues waiting in the wings." The most recent installment, which is basically the culmination of me shoving Fiddauthor content directly into my eye sockets for a month.

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pipistrellus

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

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immaplatypus

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

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lady-byleth

Why do they even have that lever?

Ya got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense

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anghraine

It's kind of fascinating to me that towards the end of P&P, Elizabeth has become protective of Darcy and either a) actively tries to insulate him from Situations or b) wishes that she could and gets stressed that she can't.

Darcy deeply loves her and is very ready to do whatever he can to secure her happiness, but narratively, I think the emphasis at the end is very much more on Elizabeth's protectiveness towards him.

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dryya-doesnt

I KNOWWW that scene is TERRIFYING whatever BUT this is all I could think of watching it,,,,,

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Anonymous asked:

Looks like Wattpad is having a NSFW purge. People are talking about it on r/wattpad and r/fanfiction. Anyone here use wattpad and notice? I wonder what the scale and criteria they are using is.

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Oh boy. AO3, brace yourself!

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And a thread on r/FanFiction.

I haven't had time to dig into them yet.

just looked into wattpad and at first sight I havent noticed any changes#they still have the lgbtq+ section and lots of gay smut. idk

And you won't. That's not how purges work.

What happens is that they hit a lot of individual works, frequently ones that don't even violate the guidelines, while failing to catch tons of equivalent works. When authors complain, they'll get no response or a highly ambiguous and useless one about what the problem was.

Because Wattpad hides the actual totals of works and has no comprehensive index, you'll never know how much was quietly deleted.

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lierdumoa

I've explained this before in a post about TikTok purging omegaverse content and/or hiding it from searches:

NSFW content is profitable. It is even profitable to the platforms that claim to ban it.

When platform conduct purges, their goal is not to eradicate nsfw content. Their goal is instead to make an example of just enough nsfw creators and purge just enough nsfw content to maintain their public-facing image of wholesome family-friendly respectability, while continuing to profit off the remainder of the nsfw content.

They make sure the porn-banning rule in their TOS defines porn vaguely enough to allow them to delete any content they want at any time for any reason. It's not about creating a safe kid-friendly space. It's about looking good to their shareholders and wielding power over their userbases.

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fickes

with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

[ID: a 4-page comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person standing outside. /1: They look to the distance and say: "What is that dolorous cloud: that dreadful fright I see now on the dark horizon?" /2: They turn, upset, and say: "Alas! It is the brain fog approaching!" A purple cloud enters the panel. /3: They hold up their hands against the approaching cloud, saying: "A curse upon that fog that steals my eloquence. I...hate...it" /4: The cloud surrounds them and they say: "cloud"..."bad" /ID]