I love when I'm watching scifi and the doctors or scientists or whatever argue about each other's technobabble like No quantum beams won't work. You fool. You fucking idiot. As the audience I wasn't even gonna question it like damn my bad... I thought quantum beams might work
your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
i'll fucking do it but christ alive
vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it
Johnny is the kind of guy that you hook up with when you’re on a girls trip and fully expect to never see him again.
But it turns out he was on deployment so when you go home and start seeing him at the grocery store you think there’s no way it could be him. Has to be a trick of the light.
It’s not. When he sees you in the frozen aisle he’ll come straight up behind you and grope your ass like he has the right.
“Knew it was ye. Know you better from this angle than the front, anyhow.”
CoD desperately needs a beach day filler episode 😤😤😤
Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!
Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (:
John “on yer fuckin’ knees” MacTavish
🤝
John “over my knees, doll” Price
tfw your feelings reciprocated (*°▽°*)
