please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

please do this I'm always looking for more Fucked Up Women to stan

you are so smart

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

Cyclops gets such a rough deal man. imagine having brain damage that caused you to uncontrollably shoot laser blasts out of your eyeballs destroying everything in sight that you had to worry about literally 24/7 and also you had to supervise teenagers throwing cars at each other because your father figure and his ex are taking leftist infighting to the streets and also on top of that whenever you show any amount of concern over this situation people are like "jeez what a buzzkill. loosen up control freak. why can't you be all chill and cool like wolverine" meanwhile wolverine is having his amygdala forcibly removed by the us military for the third time this month

 #i hate to do this to my man but howl would have a tiktok account   #he is trying to share his 12 step skincare routine and his 20 step haircare routine   #but he spends most of it trying to hide that he lives in a moving castle in a different world   

#meanwhile sophie tells a bar of soap that its perfect for her skin and will make it exceptionally beautiful#and it does!!#infuriating 

You are so right @procrastinatingplatypus​

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

when he comes but you keep suckin

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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

“I want a bf” “I want a gf” okay??? I want to let go of my past no matter how hurtful the memories might be??? I want love to define me rather than break me in my feverish attempts to seek it????? I want the ever shifting opinions of other people to no longer have such a chokehold on me?????

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

It's almost that time of year fellas

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout... baby you ARE the surveillance state!

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