Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
Aries: “I just want you to know you ain’t got me. I got you. “ Taurus: “In my car there are snacks. Would you mind getting my snacks for me?” Gemini: “OKAY REAL TALK!” Cancer: “Every strong man got a sensitive side.” Leo: “You gonn take pictures?” Virgo: “Watch your fingers, bootyhole man.” Libra: “Oooh, yeah, that’s cute.” Scorpio: “my safeword is pinapple juice.” Sagittarius: “That’s how far I go, you think I’m in pilates?” Capricorn: “That is CHANGE! You know how long it took me to acquire those?” Aquarius: “You like doing the weird shit?” Pisces: “Don’t do drugs kids.”
accurate signs
I fucking cried
