Gas It Up. Straight Gassin'

Me when I’m having a manic episode

This is my favorite video of all time!!! Go the fuck offff!!!

kristen wiig really told those hoes 

Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

RPG character: i won’t make it. my wounds are too great. save yourself, hero My character with 99 health potions, 3 healing spells, and a teleportation stone back to town:

She never will, King

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

BRUH

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

@classicdadmoves

where’d they get all those dads

Dadmart

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

This is my favorite thing to exist

all the gays when this song comes on in the club