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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
The correction is killing me
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having mutuals who are really into pro wrestling is so funny because one post will be like "i cant believe Cock Puncher Daryl still has a career after he got arrested for arson" and then they reblog 8 gifsets of what looks like gay bdsm
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ok we tuned this to be too much like real life, sorry
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what are the card suits?
The card suits as commonly known are Spades, Hearts, Clubs, and Diamonds, but is was not always so. Various decks for many games and purposes have different suits including:
- Tarot Cards- Swords, Cups, Wands, and Pentacles
- Uno Cards- Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue
- Credit Cards- Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express
- ID Cards- Driver's, Insurance, State, and Social Security
- Sports Cards- Baseball, Basketball, Football, and Calvinball
- House of Cards- Democrat, Republican, Independent, and Whig
- Score Cards- Golf, Mini-Golf, Bowling, and Witcher Romance
- Punch Cards- 100100100, 10101011, 10010, and 1001000101010111
- Pokémon Cards- Electric, Grass, Poison, and Planeswalker
- Orson Scott Cards- Ender, Alvin, Homecoming, and Ravenous Homophobic Bloggings That Sully His Entire Body Of Work
- Hallmark Cards- Thank You, Happy Birthday, Condolences, and "Sorry I Got Semen In Your Eye" (yes I know that was a cake)
- Alu Cards- Castlevania, Hellsing, Waverly, and no joke, my friend Alucard J***** from when I was in college at CU Boulder. We met because you could look up people by name on the school website like pre-facebook and spam bots and see their info and email and I looked up the name as a joke and there was one guy and I emailed him like "Dude your name is Dracula backwards!" and it turned out he's related to Bram Stoker and goes to these meetings of his family in Ireland each year and I went with him once and met this girl named Ryann and we hit it off and walked around talking way late into the night and then she turned into a bat and left and I never saw her again and when I went back to tell Alucard, there was no trace of him at college or anywhere else and it turns out Stoker's family all died off in the early 1900s. True story.
girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father
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our good friend jonathan just had his first experience with the deutsche bahn, i sure hope that this is the only horror awaiting him
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
im talking about this bitch btw
I think the shoe trick would work on this:
Re Feuds, i have been enjoying the podcast Diss And Tell, its very much celebrity gossip but engagingly told and crucially all affected parties are doing fine. Like, there's no point where i listen and either feel too bad for someone or think they should be in jail.
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"You're probably wondering why i gathered you here today. Thing is, I'm someone with a problem, a problem each of you is uniquely capable of solving. And solving this problem for me will in turn be very rewarding for you. You are of course free to go at any time, but there's a storm coming in and you won't get a better offer than this before it is here. Now go out and kill."
- me, to a jar of ladybugs i collected on my walk, before dumping them on my aphid infested windowsill plants
Yes. Hahaha, yes.
something about substances so strong they can only be cut by that same substance (like diamond) gets to me. the self-fulfilling prophecy of it. you can armor yourself against any and all outside threats, but you're still beholden to your own nature.
*walks over to my board titled "is the desire to self-destruct innate or a learned behaviour?" and places another tally mark in the 'innate' column*
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jfc when a rap artist decimates a rival so thoroughly, it starts trending on the gay fandom shitposting webbed site
in fairness we are also the website with a notable appreciation for the artistry of hatemail
"You're probably wondering why i gathered you here today. Thing is, I'm someone with a problem, a problem each of you is uniquely capable of solving. And solving this problem for me will in turn be very rewarding for you. You are of course free to go at any time, but there's a storm coming in and you won't get a better offer than this before it is here. Now go out and kill."
- me, to a jar of ladybugs i collected on my walk, before dumping them on my aphid infested windowsill plants
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Anonymous asked:
Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
