do people not realize that the funniest possible scene you could put in a movie is serious man solemnly contemplating life butt assnaked in the shower
like no matter what your original intentions are this is hilarious
I hate that I’m wage slaved to the point that doing a single $21/hr shift at work has me excited to have my labor exploited, but hey, they bought my silence for a single night
who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying
who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!
what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand
Jason & Friends
ALWAYS REBLOG
Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.
Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.
love the way this website comes together when some cunt dies
paprikapony-deactivated20210526
we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…
mothwine
so much rage for anyone who tells the story of the radium girls like “ohoho weren’t people in the 20s fucking stupid” and not like “corporate greed has always cost people’s lives and health”