the mutuals would love that

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

I want to test this further. What if you painted non- Catholic icon figures in the same style and plopped them in there? Put an autographed 8x10 glossy of Gilbert Gottfried in there and see what happens.

GOALS FOR 2024

my growing collection

SPIKE | 6.13

Yonic dish found in NY

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

Clown code.

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

The most realistic end to Joker would be an army of clowns cornering him in some abandon building away from witnesses and beating him to death for breaking the code.

The sounds of squeaky hammers and slidewhistles at the Gotham docks spelled the end for the Joker

kinda going through it rn

we can't be mountains all the time sometimes we need to be small enough to be held in both hands also

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

god there is literally so much porn on this site the purge really accomplished nothing besides losing 60% of its user base

i dont even mean suggestive pics or like a whole butt i mean like cocks in holes and cum all over its literally insane

they recast the alphabet as all women now. sjw bullshit but ill still jerk off to them.

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods