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a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked
a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes
the law of equivalent exchange
Hey. You. Yeah, you.
Make your action-oriented characters fat. Make your high-energy fighty types fat. Make your action hero OCs fat. Do it.
wow it seems tumblr users are evenly split on whether they use tumblr or not! reblog for a larger sample size.
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Idiot jerkface: Have you gotten the surgery?
Me, a trans woman who has received a phalloplasty to gain a second fully functional penis and now refers to myself exclusively as Ms. Double-Barrelled Johnson: Yes
hey does anyone know the best size enclosure for my new medieval knight? i want him to have enough space to wander around and go on quests
japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style
guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay
in a similar vein:
british game dev in the 90's: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around
guy who's about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy's music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay
this is doing numbers so just so y’all don’t sleep on the rest of the plok ost you are GOING to listen to the beach theme, you have no choice
CW for loud music, fast cars, bitches, etc.
Kim Kitsuragi should be the new LoFi girl but for exclusively the world's worst grindcore. with your help i can make this happen
songs are, in order: Dick to Mouth Resuscitation by Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Caring About Anything Is Gay by Anal Cunt, Anal Party by Clitgore (off the very-well-named The Final Cuntdown), and Needles by System of a Down
Hey girl is that a knife that just fell through a hole in your pocket down your pant leg or is your penis very sharp and by your ankle
THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...
so this website let's you:
this is. beyond. this is BEYOND. and as far as I can see it's free???
when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now
if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?
i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve
Okay but that actually goes really well with the metaphor. How did you get to where you are right now? Have things gotten better or worse? Does it seem like the trend is continuing?
Nobody's really an optimist or pessimist all the time, your outlook depends on the situation and how you arrived there.
Hey you know what sucks is everything google has ever done.
wait isnt gender over today
buh-bye now
