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Memento Mori

@b1tchybetty

How’s your head? Adult.
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This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

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white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

Fran Drescher, president of the SAG-AFTRA, in her strike announcement speech

"Because at some point, the jig is up. You cannot keep being dwindled and marginalized and disrespected and dishonored! The entire business model has been changed. By streaming, digital, AI. This is a moment of history that is a moment of Truth. If we don't stand tall right now, we are all going to be in trouble. We are ALL going to be in jeopardy of being replaced by machines and big business who cares more about Wall Street, than you and your family. Most Americans don't have more than $500 in an emergency. This is a very big deal and it weighed heavy on us. But at some point you have to say "No, we're not going to take this anymore! You people are crazy! What are you doing? Why are you doing this?"

Privately, they all say we're the center of the wheel. Everybody else tinkers around our artistry. But actions speak louder than words and there was NOTHING there. It was INSULTING! So came together in strength and solidarity and unity with the largest strike authorization vote in our unions history! And we made the hard decision that we tell you as we stand before you today, this is major. It's really serious and it's going to impact every single person that is in labor."

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in usa only food they can afford is burgers. the heartiest meal for usa peasants is called mcdonalds-rib. but the regime doesn't let them eat it. they ban it and only let them eat it sometimes. and they make them celebrate when they're allowed like its a gift

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Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

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Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoyevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

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You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.

And HE gets to have a cutie mark? What a sick joke.

the amount of posts from tumblr staff members scolding users for not wanting to give them money is truly incredible. every single complaint about the website is met with “well maybe if you gave us enough money 💅” truly undefeatable business strategy. when i got banned from mass reporting and their email support blocked me an actual post i saw from a real staff member on here in response was that we “aren’t giving them enough money” to afford moderation that isn’t completely automated. not to mention this kind of shit from official blogs:

it’s truly fucking astonishing. did they think they just got lucky that Yahoo sold tumblr for $1 billion less than they bought it for? do they think if they yell at us enough we’ll feel like we owe something to an unprofitable business model? if you can’t figure something out that is literally not my problem. sorry interest rates aren’t 0% anymore and you can’t run businesses at a complete loss forever now. sell the platform to the next schmuck dumb enough to buy it or shut it down. we will literally just find somewhere else to post.

It’s working guys you’re making tumblr $30+ million dollars it’s really happening!

"it's your fault we're doing this to you" is just the dumbest wildest take and the fact that there are actual real people out there agreeing with it is almost equally wild. this is childish and manipulative at best.

tumblr staff really is saying "we're not listening to your words, we will only listen if you give us money when we do the right thing, while we stab randomly in the dark"

not that they're stabbing randomly in the dark - they're actively trying out features that other social media sites have in hopes that it'll bring them money - but the point is that their argument is that they will only listen to us when we pay them for doing the right thing. the logic is so backwards and greedy. like, they would probably get people who would happily pay them - i know i would - if they showed that they listened to the userbase and accepted critique and criticism and added wanted features and removed unwanted features. but they're not doing that, they're trying to force money out of us with ads, they're trying to copy sites that we have escaped because we don't like them, they're trying to blend in with the other social media apps, and when we say we don't want that, they blame us for it and try to manipulate us and guilt us into paying them.

hello??

listen im sure nimona is good but the art style viscerally repels me

i never want to see an animated character who looks like this ever again

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It may please (or annoy) you to be told that the show's art style differs dramatically from the original comic.

oh my fguckign god look how charming this looks we could have had this insterad of the huge fucking plastic toy story eyes. fuck the world

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searching "how to boil water": throughout history, water has been an important commodity in every country. because it is essential for life, clean water remains in high de

searching "how to boil water reddit": I now know how to boil water

searching "how to boil water quora": there truly exist varieties of racism beyond my wildest fathoming

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one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[ID: meme of an astral body levitating out of a figure lying down., captioned "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as you ask them to (edited text) be nice to children". End ID]