Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*

can't believe i am going to die someday LOL. well back to sitting in my bedroom

a beautiful kitten was born somewhere 5 minutes ago just to meow meow 🚶‍♀️…… think about that

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible

someone stole the fucking youtube to mp3 converter off my car

when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios in my head at night and can’t fall asleep*

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

i love being inside of someones car while they are pumping gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting