"Flattery WORKS with me"
Chrissy only implied that her impression of him was wrong and he knocked off $5.
Imagine ACTUALLY giving Eddie a compliment though. Look him dead in the eye and tell him that his hair looks nice or that you genuinely enjoy his company?
Eddie would fold SO FAST.
(you still gotta pay tho, he needs the money. Don't rip him off)
the divorced loser energy radiating from this image is suffocating. this post feels like it should have stink lines.
holding it the wrong way. blade should be embedded in his abdomen
This shit was better than whatever the fuck we have going on today ngl
you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this
lots of people are reblogging this and tagging it #piracy—i should clarify, this is not piracy! ripping DVDs and CDs to have your own copy is fully legal, because it’s your legal right to do what you will with your property individually. it only becomes illegal if you then distribute that file on the internet.
I can’t believe this hasn’t been done yet
“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers
calling their cock seatbelt taste because i want to get strapped in and suck on it
these are actually really important tags because this is seriously what i was going for with the initial post. like yeah it’s jokey but it Did originate from a legit annoyance with how often “non-binary” is equated to “afab” and amab non-binary people are seen as Men Lite/innately predatory/etc. it’s just that i have a brain worm so instead of making an eloquently worded post expressing that, i made a post about passing out and seeing machine elves. but the underlying sentiment is genuine.
unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat
the weirdness censor trope is of course very useful if you're writing any kind of urban fantasy or the like and i have nothing against it, but it does fall kind of flat for me when it feels like the author is trying to make a statement about human psychology
"ah, people just don't want to believe anything strange is going on. they'd much rather ignore what their eyes are telling them than consider for a second that the supernatural is real"
like, do compare the track record of people observing the supernatural and giving it a mundane explanation vs the opposite.
people don't notice the draculas because they're all looking for bigfoots
What it is like being a Nanami stan surrounded by Geto, Sukuna and Gojo stans
