nipples poking through the shirt is an aesthetic

― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

Apollo e Dafne (Detail), 2020 - Roberto Ferri

1940s (left) and 1972 (right)

Dorothy Putnam was born in Massachusetts in 1895. As a young woman, Putnam moved to Los Angeles, where she developed an interest in automobiles. In 1918, she became the first licensed female chauffeur in California, her clients including Carole Lombard, Clark Gable and Charlie Chaplin. She also won a number of driving contests in L.A. during the 1920s.

In the 1930s Dorothy met her lifelong partner Lois Mercer. They both served in the Women’s Ambulance and later in the Airforce during WW2 and moved into a Los Angeles apartment together after the war. Lois became a bookkeeper and Dorothy started working for the LA Sheriff’s Department. They stayed together for the rest of their lives. Lois died in 1989 at the age of 94, Dorothy only a year later at the age of 95. They were together for over 50 years.

Next stop the New York Philharmonic.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

FRIENDS? ☺️

guys.

I need friends 😁

I want to take you to the movies and i want to pay for your ticket i want to buy a large popcorn for us to share so that i have an excuse to touch your hand and i want to look at you whenever there’s a joke so i can see you laugh and it will warm my heart. i want to stand outside the theatre at midnight while you wait for your dad to come get you and i want to here you talk about the movie i want to see the combined light of the coming soon posters and the moon on your face.

I want to take you to the beach. i want to put up the umbrella while you laugh every time i think it’s in the sand but falls over a few moments later. i want to see you dive headfirst into the water, i want to stand there in awe of your bikini clad confidence while i stand in my oversized t-shirt and shorts. i want to hold your hand as we walk in the surf i want to feel the water hit my ankles, i want to swim out as far as we can go and see who can hold her breath the longest.

i want to rake leaves with you, with our little brothers… i want to listen to you talk about how much you love him, i want to watch your eyes light up, i want to grab your arm and pull us into the giant pile of leaves. i want to collaps laughing beside you as the sun starts to dip below the horizon i want to notice the leaf in your hair and laugh as i brush it away.

I want to take you ice skating, at the rink they set up in the park next to my house. i want to hold your hand because it’s been so long since i’ve worn a pair of skates. i want to fall on my ass and then on my back because i’m laughing so hard, i want you to land next to me. i want to give you my coat and take you home when you get cold. i want to make you hot chocalate and throw marshmallows for you to try and catch in your mouth. i want to cuddle in front of the fire underneath a huge blanket and tell you how cold your hands are.

i want to take you to the fair at the end of summer. i want to win you something at one of those games tables. i want to scream and giggle with you while we ride the zipper i want to swear that i’ll never do that again but know that i’ll be back next year. i want to eat cotton candy while we sit on a bench watching people walk past us. i want to get stuck at the top of the ferris wheel with you, i want to talk about how small everything looks from up here i want to tell you that no matter how high i got i’d still be able to pick you in a crowd.

I want to take you stargazing. I want to climb onto my roof with a blanket and a bottle of wine. I want to listen to the leaves rustling beside us and i want to listen to your wine drunk ramblings about how the stars are so beautiful. i want to show you how even though we are so very small in this universe i couldn’t feel more comfortable and significant lying here with you.

i want to go shopping with you. i  want to find the dress shirt i need in ten minutes but stay in the store for hours because you can’t decide between the hundreds of dresses you see. i want to sit in the chair outside the dressing rooms. i want you to show me every dress, i want to tell you that you look amazing in every single one of them, half because i want to leave this chair but also because you do look amazing in anything you wear.

i want to take you to the school football games. i’ll have to bring my camera i want to end up having just as many photos of you as i do the game. i want to kiss you every time we score, and because that doesn’t happen very often at our school i want to kiss you every time the other team scores. i want to end the night drinking that crappy hot chocolate that’s really just chocolate syrup and boiling water.

i want to meet your parents because they’re so much more accepting than mine who will still think we’re just friends. i want to hold your hand under the dinner table. i want to pretend to be casual and confident when really my heart is racing my stomach is doing backflips and i can’t catch a breath.

i want to hold you in my bed. i’ll be the big spoon because i want to protect you and keep you warm. i want to put my laptopat the foot of my bed so we can watch movies. I want to play with your hair and kiss your neck. i want to feel you breathe against my chest. i want to pile as many blankets as i can find on top of us. i want to let you fall asleep on my chest. i want to stay awake for as long as i can because i want to savour that moment i want to memorize the curve of your body and the smell of your hair and the rythm of your breathing. i want to only sleep when i can no longer hold my eyes open and dream of nothing but you.

i want to take you on cheesy dates and hug you so hard that you forget everything wrong with the world. i want to kiss you so hard you forget to breathe.

but most of all i want you to want me

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

Shit I Hear At School

2016-2017

in honor of finishing another year of pointless suffering, here’s a list of my favorite shit i heard from my fellow asshats 

1. “get this man some juice”

2. “sup girl, wanna study?”

3. “WEED DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ASPARAGUS”

4. [while shoving salad into her mouth]                                                                       “this is earth”

5. “excuse me sir, do you like peanut butter and jelly?”

6. “I was staring into the health teacher’s soul”

7. “i’m gonna kill myself so bad”

8. “he told me he got his dick sucked in one of those gender neutral bathrooms”

9. “im gonna see the fuCK OUT OF THAT CHAMELEON”

10. “i don’t want your crusty potato chips”       “fUcK yOU”

11. “what do you mEAN yOu’vE nevER pLAyed Duck Life 3: EvOLutioN??”

12. “she’s leaving, we can get our rUSH ON”        [continues to play big time rush loudly]

13. “only lesbians can hold the scissors bella, hand them oVEr”

14. “he says he doesn’t like potatoes”       “bLOCK HIM”

15. “bean me up mami”

16. “i hope i offended your uncle”

17. “i have a balloon in my pocket”

18. “the president can pass or veto a bill, but congress can photosynthesis it with        a boat.”

19. “im not white im a black albino”

20. “the dentist gave me this” [continues brushing teeth with loud electric toothbrush during science class]

21. “WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PICTURES OF MIRANDA COSGROVE”

22. “get these titties out of my calculator”

23. “jake from state farm at 3 in the morning? i’m not about that life”

24. “i’m a pisces, i’m not fucking with you”

25. “i thought the great basin was a type of big bowl”       “yOU ARE THE REASON THEY PUT INSTRUCTIONS ON SHAMPOO               BOTTLES”

26. “i am the laws of physics”

27. “i just wanted to tell you that i’m dating a girl i met on roblox”

28. “i got a detention for saying i wanted hillary clinton to be my wife”

29. *makes sex noises while destroying an apple with elbows*

30. “they scoop your whole pussy out!”

31. “i’ll smack you with a hot pocket”

32. “if i see one more person naruto running today i sweAR TO GO D”

33. “pick a number between 1 and 10”       “telescope”

34. “this man just busted tHREE nuts”

35. “it smells like spoons”       “you cAN’t JuST SAY THAT THE HALLWAY SMELLS LIKE SPOONS”

36. “my vagina is none of your business”

Help me go to college

Okay so, I never do this kinda thing. I don’t like posting this stuff online, but one of the scholarships I’m applying to requires majority vote to win. If I can get into the top ten, I have a chance, so please, please click this link and vote for me. There’s no money required, I don’t think you even need to make an account, but if I get this I might be able to actually afford college, which I can’t at this point.

https://www.wyzant.com/scholarships/voting/152341

If you don’t wanna vote, that’s all cool, I understand, but if you could reblog instead that’d be just as helpful, maybe a bit more.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

i need something important to go my way so i’m not taking any chances

Guys, I’m not going to ask for your prayers - I myself am not religious, but I am going to ask you to signal boost this. Marawi City in the Philippines has been invaded by ISIS, they are bombing the city and a school zone, and setting detainees free from prisons. 

They say that this is a jihad, but anyone who even has a small understanding of Islam knows that Islam is not violent. 

This is terrorism.

The world needs to know. 

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A GROUP CHAT WHERE WE TALK ABOUT GOOD TV SHOWS, MUSIC, BOOKS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING (i will add every single one of you who reblog this)