bog body

You adopted that ugly ass cat just to get notes

Nuh uh

I’m an Adhd exclusionist ur not neurodivergent ur just annoying

spells they're always cast women are my favorite cats hex I'm casting those tell the world "turn to toads" broom in the sky go zoom have some wands alchemy tubes magic leyline overload EVERYBODY WIIIIIIIITCHEEEEEEES

this is what congress is discussing rn

unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday

it's been one of those weeks pass the erotic cannibalism

in tumblr culture the "unemployed" were reveared as a sort of poet/warrior class.

Me every time my stomach hurts

We’re going to engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

A bisexual man and a butch lesbian are the blokes that do fuck all

Me and the bestie

how I sit after telling a waiter who apologised for delayed order that it's no rush and I can wait

ⓘ OP had mold growing in their water bottle when they made this post

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish

did it cough

no it straigt up sucked that thing

im exploring old web goddess worship sites and. based

im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense