Professional Hater, But A Whore For Found Family

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[ID: Image 1 is a tweet by Saanvi (@ hoaxxcorp) reading:

since it's #TheBatman week, here's robert pattinson seeing snapchat filters work for the first time

Image 2 shows Robert Pattinson and a woman looking at a phone and smiling.

Image 3 is the Snapchat image of the two smiling. The filter has given them mouse ears, whiskers, larger eyes with eyelashes, and rounder faces.

Image 4 shows Robert Pattinson looking horrified and confused as he sees this picture.

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[ID 1: the I Bring A Sort Of X Vibe meme: "I bring a sort of "leaving enough room for cars to merge" vibe to the highway that the Ford F-150 tailgating me don’t really like"

ID 2: the I Bring A Sort Of X Vibe meme: "I bring a sort of "leaving enough room for the car in front of me to brake without me crashing into it" vibe to the highway that the Ford F-150 tailgating me don’t really like" /end ID.]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

She came to me in a vision

a pirate, a serial killer and a demon walk into a bar after a break up

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I'm the only one here against the coffee theory?

It takes away the point of the beautiful way the character is written. We can clearly see from the beginning Aziraphale is still bound to heaven in some ways. Or at least not specifically to heaven but to the thought of what it might and should be. And here it is, his chance to make it better, and to do it with Crowley. To make things better for Crowley. For the both of them.

Do you really want to erase all of this because of a miracle theory? I mean yes, Metatron manipulated Aziraphale, but not with a miracle. Just with words.

And Aziraphale fell for it because he still had hope.

[DC] say cheese 📸!

My original bday post + action pose art! And some bonus sketch comms :)

Can we actually just take a minute to thank Neil actually? He DIDN'T HAVE TO give us the Apology Dance or the dance in the Ball or the Bentley scene or Angel Crowley or them sharing an armchair or the continuation of the Blitz Scene or any of it, really, but he did. Thank you, Neil.

how it must hurt, to walk back into serving a system that hurt you, to take a massive risk, in order to help the love of your life and make him happy again- and have him not understand. and have him throw it back into your face.

and how it must hurt, to watch the love of your life rejoin the forces that hurt you, changed you, beat you down and left you out to dry, when you were so young, and act like you should thank him for becoming one of them

endlessly delicious and also fucking devastating to me that aziraphale and crowley's insatiable all-consuming need to protect each other at all costs is the exact thing that is tearing them apart

Two sign memes in one day! Wow!

aziraphale and crowley have broken up without dating like three times now they're truly the lgbt representation we deserve

he can't keep doing this to me!!!!!

we've been through this we can do it again.

gay angel spectrum

Aziraphale needs time to contextualise. This is the angel that said 6,000 years is too fast. Pulling them far apart and forcing Aziraphale to deal with his relationship with heaven head on will give him the the opportunity to ACTIVELY CHOOSE Crowley. Crowley made his choice long ago, Aziraphale has always been the one trying to catch up. Season 3 will be Aziraphale finally choosing his side. AKA, being at Crowleys’s side 💙

I think what makes this even more exceptionally heartbreaking is that to Crowley, Aziraphale is basically saying in so many words that he doesn’t love him as he is, the demon that despite being a demon, has gone out of his way for Aziraphale time and time again and been there for him every single time he needed it. He wants the Crowley that is “good” by default, uncomplicated and easy to love, not the actual, complicated person he’s been through thick and thin with and has had to work through difficult situations and emotions with. God, that is such a fucking gut punch

My twobats edit of Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three (2023) #2. Bruce doesn't like a blabbermouth.