Professional Hater, But A Whore For Found Family

I need everyone to see this

[ID: Image 1 is a tweet by Saanvi (@ hoaxxcorp) reading:

since it's #TheBatman week, here's robert pattinson seeing snapchat filters work for the first time

Image 2 shows Robert Pattinson and a woman looking at a phone and smiling.

Image 3 is the Snapchat image of the two smiling. The filter has given them mouse ears, whiskers, larger eyes with eyelashes, and rounder faces.

Image 4 shows Robert Pattinson looking horrified and confused as he sees this picture.

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sorry i can’t go to work today my wife died last night. yeah her name was soap2day

If I was kilgharrah I would have at least done some loop de loops that last episode make that monarch feel real fear before he dies

Me this morning on tiktok: " I need to see merlin videos. I need merthur today. Not sure why, but I'm not gonna question it"

Me now after checking Tumblr: "ah, wonderful. I see we were all hit with the magic today. Amazing."

BBC MERLIN but what if they could say fuck? ➛ Season 1, Episode 01: “The Dragon’s Call”

love this website because someone will go "#how does he look so gooodddddd" and then u scroll back up and it's like. he literally doesn't <3

Someone asked me yesterday about what I thought of pre-Ethiopia Jason Todd Billy Batson friendship and I love it so much but I couldn't stop thinking about if Jason was also the only one who knew that Billy was a kid as well

people on tiktok are discovering that starfire and koriandr are the same person. very funny to me.

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

He actually doesn’t play video games… Just wants attention.

dick got a new apartment. but at what cost

This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie

Tarot Cats 

Chonky Goods by Ping Hatta Studio

✨Father Bruce and Nightmare-Child Dick✨

oh. my god I was just writing a fic and I was about to say "he grimaced as if he'd bitten into a lemon" when it occurred to me, hang on, are there lemons in Star Wars? Or are they called something else? Despite the fact that it literally does not matter sksjs I went to google it and I typed in "Star Wars lemons" FORGETTING, in my brief naivety WHAT LEMONS USED TO MEAN

so you can imagine what came up

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

don't even think about it