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High Roller ‘Crazy Taxi 3’ Xbox

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put together a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Translation: watched it 5 times, wondering if space-time was distorted

Sometimes I think my cat came from outer space by elysisticism

Nice of the princess to invite us to pride, gay luigi

I have a confession to make. Whenever I say I'm reading a book I'm actually listening to an audiobook because I'm a small brained ipad baby retard who likes having multiole forms of stimulation at one time

Mad God (2021, Phil Tippett)

EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. Lee Cronin