please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
my self esteem drops faster than my battery life
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
Guys don't like that much makeup.
then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara
**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.
7th place?!?! Girl put down the camera and play the game. JESUS CHRIST.
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
genticle
I’m so glad I pressed play.
Oh my god
the song of our nation
seriously press play
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond