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Do Not Blame Her

Do not blame her for being too emotional

Do not blame her for feeling too much

Do not blame her for laughing at her loudest

Do not blame her for thinking like there’s no tomorrow

Do not blame her for playing a song repeatedly

Do not blame her for putting on her make up

Do not blame her for going out bare-faced

Do not blame her for just being herself

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i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again

TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME or I’m going to be worried about you BITCH.

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

Dating after 20 is like are we doing this or not? I got shit to do

Sending your selfies to NASA because ur a star

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

First let me hop out of muhfuckin debt