"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)
reviews are in
Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine
When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.
When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".
I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP
Declutter Tumblr
The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.
Vanilla Tumblr: (I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).
Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:
The settings I use:
i am willing to bet my entire life savings that he spent at least a good solid hour trying to climb that fucking tree for the sole purpose of looking like a badass
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
It used to be that in this land you could walk into your local apothecary, descend down the spiral stairway in the back to the underground apothecary, walk out the inverse front door of the underground apothecary, walk around the back of the underground apothecary and find some sort of unusually handsome and colorful jester-magician or weird flesh creature with a chorus of stolen voices living inside/next to a metal dumpster or cage who would sell you glass jars that contain floating ghostly motes of ethereal purple flame for a cheap cheap price. Nowadays you'll be lucky if you can even find 3 jars of ethereal GREEN flame for less than 2.50$ inside the normal underground apothecary. ugh. what happened to this country i stg :\
Hey, I know you meant this rhetorically but I'm majoring in paraeconomics and I actually have a great explanation why this is! Basically, the ghost motes you used to get in the beneath were harvested from the shadows of inverted souls (soul-beings that are the mirror opposites of ones in limbo, that exist like parasites in the shadow realm) by fae fleshlings and lesser magekind of the grey realms, but after the 1097145th angelic decree, they closed off the cosmic immateria portals from faefolk and lesser arcane arts in preparation for the 99th A-D war, which resulted in millions of demonic casualties that littered the barrier and cosmic immateria realms to an extreme degree. The angelic order saw this itself as an existential threat to universal order so they formally recruited the merchant clans of the grey realms temporarily to aid in the cleanup effort, which is why green motes flooded the market - they're made from incineration and purification of infernal hellfire and demonic organic residues (most likely), and are tenuously deemed safe for consumer use. But after a short period the angelic order ended their contract with the merchant realms and they dumped their entire stock at once, aiming to get an edge on the universal market. Instead this has resulted in a shortage in stock of motes and increased prices, as well as the dishevelment of independent faeling and magekind outfits. It's really quite tragic how drastically war can disrupt the richness of the ethereal oddities economy.
why does needing and god forbid wanting feel so incredibly embarassing
Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just. banana to see me.
Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
okay I'm too tired to keep staring at the UI like this, I'm going to go to bed and hope that the chat bubbles won't look like that when I wake up
guys. am I being pranked right now. please be honest
Anonymous asked:
When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible
this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark
"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
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we have forgotten what simp really means.. it stands for squirrels in my pants
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk