me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out
Anyone who falls asleep on top of Kevin Day is sleeping on a queen mattress.
Anyone who falls asleep on Jeremy Knox is asleep on a Californian King.
Anyone who falls asleep on Andrew Minyard is sleeping on a TWIN BED. (Also it's just Neil.)
I did not know Alaskan Kings existed so i thought this was a joke about:
man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
they dont teach us shit about helluva boss roleplay in american schools either but y’all haven’t seemed to have a problem learning about that
05.01 - The Ancient Blade
“Houston, I am now King of the Moon.”
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth
not for this one I don't think so
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Returns to the scene of my crime post 10k notes like I'm watching a bonfire and bringing my favorite additions to roast like marshmallows over the flames.
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
Laika how did you make this that fast
Who do you think gave you the dream
look i love the magnus archives.
there are several reasons for that
but my favourite reason is its title.
if you were to act all silly and ask "who is magnus and what is he archiving" youd get two whole different answers, both completely correct: the first answer is at the very beginning of the very first episode. the second is a spoiler for every single major plot point til the fifth season
i still cant believe there’s chemicals inside my brain and theyre fucking me up all the time
i want to touch my brain chemicals
The idea came to me in a vision
ID below the cut (thanks to the person that added it!)
I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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#the real question is why arent any of them running it double blind #what if those guys are just turning into goatmen bc they know the mad scientists reeeeaaaaallly want them to
#it's also a question of sample size #if you turn one person into a goatman you might THINK you have an elixir that turns someone into a goatman #but make that a 75 person trial and suddenly you realize it's an elixir that turns you into your ideal body #and that one person was just a guy with a fursona and a dream






