white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

#Flintstones #meme

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

For fuck sake it’s yaba Daba do not ya ba do

Ya Ba do!

IT’S YABBA DABBA DO, YOU YABBA DABBA DUMBASS!!!

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

i cant control my hand suddenly

This is fucking cute, oh my lord-

ₛₜₒₚ ₘₐₖᵢₙᴳ ₛₑₙₛₑ, ᴰᵣ. ᶠᵣₑₑₘₐₙ...

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average Portal fan

Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter

Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.

My try at Rule 63 Majima and Kiryu lol

I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out "John" he would turn around

Between John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Mnemonic, Don John, Johnny Utah, John Wall, John Rain, Johnathan Harker, and Johnny Silverhand, I'm willing to bet that some days the poor man has to take a minute

TREE! LAW! UPDATE!

when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

[ID: A stock photo of someone with short brown hair lying down on a couch and holding a bucket of popcorn, with a smug/intrigued expression on their face. /End ID]

kermit stained glass real and true

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

i like to think that i got fired from my last liquor store job because they caught me on the security camera swinging the 1.75l bottle of willett pot still reserve bourbon like a baseball bat on a slow day

its shaped like this and like 2 ft tall, you wouldnt be able to resist either

we got here in under 30 reblogs, nice job team

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

Glad to see we made one scientist very happy

Hottest Female JoJo Character, Final Round

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

whenever my program freezes