I decided to see how much of the Code Lyoko theme song I could fit on Yumi’s forehead using size 12 Arial font…for science

Conclusion:All of it, with room to spare

this is my fucking favorite post on tumblr

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

here you go sir

thank you

i sing to my cat

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

Louis Armstrong serenading his wife, Lucille Wilson, in front of the Great Sphinx of Giza and the Pyramid of Khufu in Giza, Egypt, late 1960 or early 1961 | colourised version of an originally black and white photograph featured in The New York Times in 1961 | credit: AP

thank u emily axford for providing insane tshirt design ideas

[ID: A white t-shirt with the edited slogan “We’re the daughters of the dinosaurs the meteor couldn’t fucking take.” End ID]

@caw-oticdork I am CRYING about this tag

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

Hi :)

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

Artuš Scheiner

L'Ange bizarre by Anne Bachelier

Cat in the moonlight (1900) - Theophile Alexandre Steinlen

Detail from The woman with the candle by Cornelis Visscher II (c.1643-1658)

Augusta Savage posing with her sculpture Realization, created as part of the Works Progress Administration’s Federal Art Project. Photograph by Andrew Herman 1938.

All halloween (1895) - John Collier