shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

Y’all have TRAINS????????

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

CAMP COUNSELLOR NICO DI ANGLEO

I saw a post on Instagram of Nico in a Camp Half-Blood shirt instead of his usual black and then this happened.

Can we just imagine, just for a second, a Camp Half-Blood finding itself suddenly sans leader now that Percy is off to college, physically unable to make it back to camp as much and everyone unconsciously looks to Nico. 

It’s only logical, Nico is another big three kid, he fought in both wars, he’s super powerful and let’s be real he’s done some pretty batshit crazy stuff. and now without ever meaning to, he ascends to Percy Jackson level of prestige.

And Nico is just a disaster gay who thus far has gotten away with being a dramatic little bitch who wears black all the time and shadow travels everywhere even though he nearly dies every fucking time he does it.

but now he’s 15/16 and realises he’s expected to be some kind of fuckin role model for all these new kids arriving at camp. so he makes a real effort to be that counsellorTM the one who’s always helping out and taking sword classes and not fuckin pass out in front of the 12-year-olds even though he’s just a tired demi god with no idea what’s going on 99.9% of the time.

And ALL the new campers have a crush on him (which he is completely oblivious to because excuse me? his hot doctor boyfriend is RIGHT THERE and these are literal children)

Then over like spring break or something when Percy is home Nico starts VENTING about some kid who keeps following him around everywhere and asking a bunch of fuckin questions like, ‘Your dad is Hades? Can you talk to ghosts? Are there ghosts here right now? Are there dog ghosts? Have you been to the Underworld? If you like snap your fingers does someone DIE?’ and various other ridiculous things.

And Percy, 19/20 year old undergrad, hasn’t slept more than 4 hours this semester, definitely had enough of this shit, fought two wars and still can’t write an American Lit paper to save his life, having flashbacks to being 14 and dealing with baby mythomagic loving Nico asking him ‘dOeS tHaT mEaN yOu cAn SuRf rEaLLy wELL?’ when Annabeth has literally just fallen off a goddamn cliff, just sitting there while Nico whines, looking into the camera like he’s on the office

his flaws are there FOR A REASON. it’s what MAKES HIM A GOOD CHARACTER. let’s be real -- none of us actually want a perfect wonderboy

Fitz haters a couple books ago: Fitz is too perfect we hate him

Fitz haters after legacy: Fitz is too flawed we hate him

Me: 

*takes a deep breath*

a healthy reminder that book characters are actually allowed to make mistakes - that’s what makes books progress. that’s called plot.

and yeah, im gonna say it. this goes for ALL characters. including fitz, and including a certain blonde boy everyone seems to have a grudge against for the same reason.

:)

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Reblogging purely for the last one

@jupiterjames

This post just gets better every time I see it

My cats during the day: you cannot hear us coming. We are designed perfect for disguising ourselves. We are the predators silently watching you without you knowing about it.

My cats at 2am: we must chase each other no matter the cost. If it takes our feet hitting ground to sound like a hammer banging on a wall so be it. Risk of being noticed is nothing compared to this important task.

Absolutely no one:

Cats: I am S P E E D

I like to think that years after the Kyoto arc, the Myoda priests will tell their kids about the night that the Impure King was finally defeated, and of all the hero’s that fought that day, especially the powerful exorcist who took down the impure king with the same Blue Flames that had ruined their temple so many years before. And that the kids will picture a cool-looking knight with shining armor and years of training under his belt when in reality it was just some exhausted 15-year old with no shoes and a hangover.