DOODLEBOB LIVES
coonfootproductions
I love how this is a big deal to SpongeBob fans.
A legit guest star? Eh… DoodleBob? EFF YEA
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
firebreathingbitchqueenx
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
dannydanuselessstuff
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
cardozzza
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
asgardreid
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
Sitting on a cold toilet seat is horrible, but sitting on a warm toilet seat is worse
Imagine what year we’d be in if February had 31 days
We can all walk on water if temperature is low enough
The best thing about kittens and puppies is that you get like 8 at once. The best thing about babies is that you don’t.
A whole generation of women collectively decided, without the help of the internet, to use cookie tins for storing sewing supplies.
ayoungrat
This is even funnier and more epic when you realize he has no idea what’s behind him.
aliceinunderwear
The new Jurassic World movie is looking good guys!
As a kid, “science” is knowing the order of the planets in the solar system. As an adult, science is just a lot of really hard math.
We’ve put man on the moon, yet we can’t make public toilet stalls without the peekaboo gap.
Going to bed without having to set an alarm is one of the most satisfying feelings ever