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Potterhead.⚡ Dramione shipper. ⚡

Masochist Draco

Draco: Granger you know when you slapped me during third year it kind of triggered something within me.
Hermione: What's up with you?
Draco: HERMIONE SLAP ME I HAVE LONGED TO FEEL THAT SMOOTH HAND ON MY FACE. EVER SINCE YOU SLAPPED ME I FELT SO HOT AND BOTHERED TO THE POINT THAT I DREAM OF YOU RAVISHING ME WHILST YOU SLAP MY FACE ONCE IN A WHILE.
Hermione: ...nope no my boyfriend can't be that M word nope I won't accept it.
me: so draco malfoy is constantly targeted and criticized by jkr on twitter as if his redemption is completely irrelevant and impossible??? snape got his and yet she insists on singling draco out as if he's unable to change wtf
priest: my child, this is a confessional-
me: yes i am confessing my worries over the injustice done to malfoy keep up padre
Narcissa: You've been talking about that Granger girl an awful lot lately. You aren't...'involved' with her, are you?
Draco: What? Granger? No never of course not I think she's AWFUL
Draco: especially that bushy head of hers
Draco: and her SMILE
Draco: and the--
Narcissa: Yes yes you've told me all about how she practically glides from class to class
Draco: Exactly. Er, I mean, like a flying squirrel, Mother--
Narcissa: Quite.
Narcissa: Mrs. Greengrass owled, and we think it would be quite polite of you to accompany her daughter to Diagon Alley for the afternoon this Saturday--
Draco: PERFECT
Draco: Granger'll be there
Draco: it'll really drive her MAD