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me explaining anything 99% of the time

if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

me in 3 words

getting assigned to a group project with a friend

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

i wanna be one of those people that are hot even when they make ugly faces

The best play we’ve seen in awhile. Well done, Cassandra’s grandma.

Most turnt up name tbh

KHLOE DID NOT

apparently my school had an anime club until they were caught watching hentai together

I love baking

I’m disappointed that nobody pointed out the empty packaging that these cookies obviously came from 

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*