Seek out a significant other who is one of a kind. Find yourself the type of man who will see a mouse in your bookshop and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer.
You’ve not seen a real unbalanced power dynamic until you’ve met a pair in which only half of the party has a last name.
Some of you all have never had to put an end to armageddon, and it shows.
Drink a pinot noir out of an antique grail and a curly straw in the shower as The Lord intended.
In case you’ve forgotten: you are important. The world, however chaotic it may be, would most certainly not be the same without you-- and, though it might have been difficult, you are a stronger person for making it through this year. (I should know-- I’ve made it through quite a few of them!)
Got discorporated at Costco for inappropriate content today lads.
aziraphalesuggestions
tell us what happened lad.
I got disorporated at Costco.
Got discorporated at Costco for inappropriate content today lads.
I’ve found that deeming things that minorly inconvenience oneself “homophobic” is a trend/popular joke on this website. So, here goes— uninviting me from the yearly Murder Mystery Dinner Party via email due to completely unfounded claims that I am “bad at acting” and “too dramatic” is homophobic.
That newfangled Tumblr robot has decided to delete every blog with bad content. I for one will miss Crowley’s internet presence greatly.
crowley-suggestions
i post angel/demon soft porn one time and i get taken down? homophobia
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what?
That newfangled Tumblr robot has decided to delete every blog with bad content. I for one will miss Crowley’s internet presence greatly.
I’ve been recieving offers from total strangers on The Internet as of late, asking if I “want to have some fun” and insisting that I “click here”. And while I’m quite alright with the friends I’ve already got (thank you very much), I am beginning to understand how you all manage to befriend each other online!
scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103
you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate
wasteposts
New ask game. What’s my theme song?
aziraphalesuggestions
Good and evil may be just names for sides in a vast cosmic sense, but here on earth there are very definite consequences for our actions and beliefs. Look after each other.
Sometimes you might find yourself muddling through the world step by tired step (or, in some cases, fraction of brilliant light by tiny fraction). Please, keep at it. And when the tide recedes and you are able to walk once again, make yourself some cocoa. Read a good book. Dine out with a friend. It is true that the world is wide, and halts for no one; but I’ve found that the smaller parts of the experience, the ones that matter most, are often happy to wait up and let you catch your breath.
anathemasuggestion
Or don’t wait up, let your boyfriend speed down a country road with his headlights off, and hit an innocent cyclist… Whatever you fancy that particular day, I suppose.
would it kill any of you to @ me instead of coming for me through aziraphale’s positivity posts
anathemasuggestion
Okay.
@crowleysuggestion learn 2 drive
@anathemasuggestion years of nice and accurate predictions on your side and yet you didn’t see me coming. at that point is it really on me?
anathemasuggestion
So we can blame the witch who was doing her best with snippets of premonition taking place centuries in the future, or we can blame the operator of a large, metal vehicle who decided he was too good for basic safety precautions. It’s not all that “ineffable,” is it?
Sometimes you might find yourself muddling through the world step by tired step (or, in some cases, fraction of brilliant light by tiny fraction). Please, keep at it. And when the tide recedes and you are able to walk once again, make yourself some cocoa. Read a good book. Dine out with a friend. It is true that the world is wide, and halts for no one; but I’ve found that the smaller parts of the experience, the ones that matter most, are often happy to wait up and let you catch your breath.