fish-sitting a fussy octomer
uni has been at my back so ive been incredibly busy;; reblogs are absolutely appreciated !!
Mc: I want you to help me blackmail Crowley for all the shit he put me through
Azul: Okay, but what do I get in return?
Mc: I will give you hugs and kisses everyday
Azul:
Mc:
Azul, smacking the contract on the table: Sign here
twst Incorrect quote #259
Deuce: “MC taught me to always think before I act.”
Deuce: “So if I ever punch you in the face, just know that I thought it through and do not regret my decision.”
*a proud MC in the background*
A Blast To The Past
Ace: Hey, Yuu. What are you doing?
Yuu: I'm delivering a "powerful magical artifact".
Ace: This?
*He takes the thing out of Yuu's hands*
Ace: It just looks like a normal hourglass.
Yuu: If you ask me, I think Crowley wanted an hourglass and said it was magic so I'd be forced to pick it up.
Ace: Ok then. I'll see you later.
*He tosses the hourglass towards Yuu and it shatters on the floor*
Yuu: Why would you do that Ace? :)
Ace: It isn't a big deal, Yuu. We can just buy another one-
*Yuu suddenly disappears*
Ace: ...
The REAL rhythm game experience is picking the hardest mode possible for a song, and instantly regretting it
the rest of the song is manifesting the song be over the ENTIRE time after missing the first 12 notes within seconds
Project Sekai Potatoes, I put the difficulty in expert and I regretted it so badly
Lucifer: Diavolo isn’t answering his phone
Mammon: I’ll call him
Lucifer: Barbatos and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Diavolo: Hello?
OH GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BECAUSE DIAVOLO WOULD DEFINITELY ANSWER IF IT'S MAMMON
Mams : I hate my body
Dia : your body is perfect it in own way
Mams : I don't like the colour of my eye
Dia : I think is beautiful it reminds me of the night sky and the blue sea
Mams : I'm so ugly
Dia : you are one of the prettiest and the most lovely demon I ever see
Mams : I have an ugly scar
Dia : is a beautiful war scar it made you look tough and strong
Mams : I'm disgusting
Dia : don't say that every piece of you is perfect
Bars : my Lord be honest what is your relationship with mammon?
Dia : oh He my friend what wrong??
Bars: Friend???
Dia : Yea friend? :D
Mams : *Blushing and dying form all the nice compliment*
Ah yes friends
So I stayed awake yesterday night because I was thinking about Munetaku for a whole minute...
BUT IMAGINE IBUKI GOING HOME FROM BASKETBALL MATCH BECAUSE HE'S INVITED TO JOIN (Even though his teammates but cmon they will befriend him soon) AND SHINDOU BE LIKE HUGGING HIM AND FALLING ASLEEP TO HIS ARMS. IBUKI SO CONFUSED BUT HE HUGGED HIM AND BRING HIM TO THEIR ROOM, AFTER IBUKI SHOWERED CUZ YA KNOW SWEATS. HE GOES TO SHINDOU'S SIDE AND HUGGED HIM SO SWEETLY. THEN THE NEXT DAY SHINDOU IS ALL SURPRISED THAT IBUKI IS HUGGING HIM (and no he's not shirtless or is it? 😏) AND YEAH SLIGHT GAY PANIC
AHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHIPPPP EVEN THOUGH THE PLOT IS HELLA STUPID