I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
surprisebitch
the girl has big dick energy
plimsoll-punk
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
The timing of thriller coming on is
perfect
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
marvelmisha
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
ladyyinburgundy
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
destiel-is–endgame
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.
Canon: I’m going to fuck up my timeline and continuity.
Fanon: *rolls up sleeves* And this is how all this happened and they reached their happily ever after
Driving to the Sun : How long would it take to drive to the Sun? Brittany age 7, and D.J. age 12, ponder this question over dinner one evening. James also age 7, suggests taking a really fast racing car while Christopher age 4, eagerly agrees. Jerry, a really old guy who is used to estimating driving time on family trips based on distance divided by speed, offers to do the numbers. “Let’s see … the Sun is 93 million miles away. If we drove 93 miles per hour the trip would only take us 1 million hours.” How long is 1 million hours? One year is 365 days times 24 hours per day, or 8,760 hours. One hundred years would be 876,000 hours, but that’s still a little short of the 1 million hour drive time. So the Sun is really quite far away. Christopher is not impressed, but as he grows older he will be. You’ve got to be impressed by something that’s 93 million miles away and still hurts your eyes when you look at it! via NASA
Schitt’s Creek if everyone were dogs:
David
Alexis
Moira
John
Stevie
Patrick
Roland
Jocelyn
Ted
Thank you for your time. Warm regards.
Mona Sa’udi, from Women of the Fertile Crescent: An Anthology of Modern Poetry by Arab Women (ed. & trans. Kamal Boullata)
[Text ID: “I shatter in all my dimensions I multiply I take on shapes like water.”]
— Capricorn :
discipline, ambition, hard work.
“Life is about accepting the challenges along the way, choosing to keep moving forward, and savoring the journey.”
He doesn’t like morning
Just like me, every time the alarm wakes me up
“A pocas horas de su muerte lo que me empieza a hacer falta hasta la desesperación son las manos de Daniel, las mejillas por las que pasaba el dorso de mi mano cuando lo veía triste, la frente que besé tantas veces cuando era niño, la espalda morena de tanto sol. Su singularidad. Su modo de reír, de caminar, de vestirse. Su olor. Una idea absurda me persigue: jamás el universo producirá otro Daniel”
— Piedad Bonnett. Libro: Lo que no tiene nombre.
