supports my beloved

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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

elaboration

sometimes I get stuck on a bird because there are too many amazing photos and I can't decide which one to pick

bulk crested caracara post to help me along (it worked! decision made)

ok ok but consider this one

You live in a very haunted house, but it’s not that bad. The voices in the basement remind you of your laundry and tell you to check the boiler, the rat size talking spider keeps the pests away and is a pretty good therapist, and the victorian ghost children are great friends with your kids.

One of my favorite episodes of BBC Ghosts was when the black death victims trapped in their basement mass-grave for 700 years helped the homeowners fix the furnace, because they’d been watching HVAC repair guys work on it for the last century.

(Note: they’re trapped in the HOUSE. They stay in the plague pit because they prefer it)

As someone who grew up in a house that was mild-to-moderately haunted, can confirm it wasn’t that bad!

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

Eh. Is alive enough.

fire starter

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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Maysia 2: new year

i think the most fun thing a character can be is a hypocrite. i wanna watch them tie themselves (and their principles) into knots rationalizing their behavior, or give up and embrace their hypocrisy. or, ideally, both

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse