*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
does it look like this
Playing it safe w the tumblr nudity rules so you can go to my cohost if u wanna see this gutsgriff yaoi I drew
https://cohost.org/FujoshiGaming/post/1653494-golden-age-gutsgriff
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.
my favorite part of this post is people started tagging it with names of characters i've never heard of so i got curious and googled them and like a third are just tagging it as their local weatherman. very funny.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERES A CYAN HEART EMOJI NOW 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 ARE YOU SEEING THIS 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵LOOK🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
when i said “are you seeing this” i meant it genuinely and it turns out the answer is a resounding no
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.
Ron: It's not outside
Permission to be vulnerable in this torture dungeon. Do you guys even like me
