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I stay with the tool like I’m Tommy Pickles.

BUT BITCH IM TOMMY WITH THAT TOOL!!!!!!!

“While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”

“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” Ansari asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.””

y'all getting specific as fuck lmao

orhmhaxan:

Birth control matters. It gives us the ability to plan, prevent and space pregnancies — which benefits men, women, and society. Over 99% of women have used birth control. It’s one of the sexiest ways to save taxpayers billions.

Join us in saying #ThxBirthControl!

It’s been an emotional week. I wanted to share this encounter I had with a very hateful man on the Pittsburgh bus because it reminds me that there are brave people in this world. Let’s all do everything we can to stand up for each other.

Turn the sound on and thank me later 😭😂😭😂😭😭

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I WAS PANICKING THE WHOLE TIME BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS SOAP WHAT

I didn’t realize until the end it was soap either. It was hurting my heart.

I was trying to figure out why you’d wash your games.

OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AESTHETIC POST

SAME^^^ I WAS LIKE THIS IS TOO FAR

finally a product that lets me rub donkey kong all over my wet, dirty body.

Let this KONG cleanse your DONG

This is disturbing.

(via Anthony DeRosa)

LMAO

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America gotta release everybody that’s locked up for weed charges and erase the criminal record for it. It’s getting apparent that it was never a real crime.

Denver seems a dope place to live

Fr

Bae grew up there. He talks about it being gentrified af and racist all the time.

That law is not for black people

Yeah, keep in mind CO is still actively pursuing Black and Latinx dealers, because they don’t have the right papers and licensing to qualify as dispensaries or sellers.

Like…this is for tourism, and it’s also a pretty shitty thing to do, since like, as a food service worker you’re generally hoping/expecting to work some place non-smoking.

But hey, why the fuck ruin Derrick from Rhode Island’s vacay, right?

Expose them

IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.

here, by request of more than one person:

awwwwwwwwwwa

THIS IS SO CUTE

Accidental Alliance of Decorators is what I’m here for!

omg yesss <3