The Killers -  Middlesbrough,UK, June 1. 2022. 📸: Rob Loud

People’s reactions after seeing the new promo pictures of GoT S8

everyone else: OH MY GOD JONERYS ARE TOGETHER THEY ARE SO IN LOVE THEY ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAH!!!

me: Jaime is in Winterfell, I repeat, Jaime is in Winterfell with BRIENNE and he’s wearing a NORTHERNER ARMOR.

A rat could kill you with it’s powerful magics but they won’t

the black plague

Not their fault

Daniel Heidkamp. Soho Sunset, 2018.

oil on linen

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

gordon ramsay is a good boy who did nothing wrong

I think these people need to watch clips of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. The people he yells at often ripping off and sometimes even nearly poisoning customers. There was one incident where bad lobster made someone so sick he had to call an Ambulance to the restaurant.

And never forget Amy’s Baking Company who was stealing tips from the waiters and waitresses

There was a hotel with the same thing going on. Dude was running it into the ground so bad giving all his friends free rooms, food, and drink and couldn’t even pay his staff and because most of his business was comped for his buddies.  He was taking from the tip jar whenever he helped on the floor on top of it. Gordan found out one group of his friends left hundreds of dollars that was supposed to be passed out to the staff as big tips and he downright pocketed it.

So basically, people who complain about Gordon Ramsey know jack shit about Gordon Ramsey

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Headmistress McGonagall hires him purely for the dragon stunt. It might not be entirely practical but it got the kids interested in CoMC and she always had a soft spot for dramatics.

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

get you a man like that to sit next to your mother.

My favorite thing about his is he didn’t take over her moment. He stepped in to help her keep her balance to avoid a potentially awful fall/wardrobe malfunction/both and helped her get her footing up the stairs. He let her control the amount of assistance she needed, not forcing her to let him escort her, but rather be something for her to lean on a few moments.

How easy it would have been to really intrude on her moment by forcefully walking her up to the mic, making the moment as much about as him as her. But no, just offered assistance only when seeing disaster close by, not simply thinking her incapable and moving before she could. I just really love that he let Regina shine in her moment

This is the perfect example of non-toxic masculinity.

Chris Evans is the walking embodiment of non-toxic masculinity.

UGH

RIP to my face…

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (1990), dir. Garry Marshall