ARIES: you know how to compete with others, don’t ever doubt yourself because it’s a waste of time. People might get frustrated that you get mad easily but it’s just how you cope. You are beautiful and inspiring with what you do.

TAURUS: you are so strong and never give up on your beliefs. If people ever call you stubborn they’re jealous because you stand up for yourself and they can’t break you. Even if you’re sad, you are there for everyone and tougher than a nail and you should be proud of yourself.

GEMINI: you know how to make others happy. You are so brilliant and smart. Don’t sell yourself out because people judge you, they just can’t keep up with your optimistic outlook on life. Dark days are common but don’t let them stop you.

CANCER: you are such a little cupcake and you get so sad so easily, but that’s common and you are stronger than you think. You are always making sure your friends are okay and it’s time to make sure you are okay too.

LEO: you are the most selfless people and you never let others stop you from what you want. Your independency can be intimidating for others but you are so tough. You are a natural leader. Strong, proud and beautiful.

VIRGO: you are organized and amazing and no one can step in your way from achievement. You are cute and respectable and people adore you. You have such an amazing sense of humor and you should tell yourself that. You deserve so much.

LIBRA: you are such a dreamy person. You are beautiful and your eyes tell stories. You are kind and people always soak you up (in a good way). Your bright smile tells people that they are welcome in your life. You are amazing!!

SCORPIO: you are not the devil that people claim you to be. You are so caring and always there for everyone. Please don’t ever doubt yourself because you are strong. People aspire to be like you, always remember that.

SAGITTARIUS: you put up this facade and people think you don’t care. Although this can be true, you care so deeply for the people that you are close to. You are such an adventurous soul that craves all things fun and that’s amazing.

CAPRICORN: you are so brilliand and amazing in every single way. You are witty and don’t let people bring you down, which is so inspiring. No one will ever tell you how to live your life and that is great.

AQUARIUS: people may be intimidated by your crazy independency but that shouldn’t stop you. You are so tough because you can handle every single obstacle that is put in your way. You are unique and constantly inspire people to be amazing. No matter what happens, keep going and ALWAYS be yourself.

PISCES: no one can keep up with your mind, you are such a physic soul that is unstoppable. Emotions may get you down but you are deep and people connect to you easily. You are sunshine on a gloomy day.

We got high class mental disorders. Anxieté and Depressçion

In light of the current political (and comic) climate, I thought my traditional Fourth of July meme post needed an update

i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster

we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”

This is an ItsBirdyArt collection of Pokemon in their “Evolved” hoodies. 

Pool shapes.

moon in the signs

aries - aries is young, they feel everything so strongly it hurts, sometimes the pain is good though. the sweetest friend you could want, with a big temper but a bigger heart. 

taurus - steadfast and slightly cold, the lunar taurean puts a lot of value on things because of the materialistic side of this sign. they are very loving though, soulmate material. 

gemini - moon in gemini makes for a flighty individual who thinks deeper than you would ever know. they know everything, and if you go well with them, they’ll show you everything. 

cancer - the moon is at home in cancer’s soft arms. good cooks, soft and glowing people, cancer moon wants home. home can be a place, a person, a feeling. be the person they call home. 

leo - big heart, big mouth. leo moon tends to feel everything with a glow, they smile bigger than most and have a great sense of humour. very warm people, they need their hands held sometimes. 

virgo - virgo moon is a critical position; whether to themselves or others, it isn’t meant harshly but honestly. they love you, they want you to see yourself the way they see you. listen with love in your ears. 

libra - lunar librans want love and peace everywhere. they are sweet natured but flighty, they may be gossipy but are very loyal. they will love you forever. 

scorpio - scorpio moon is a deep one. everything is extreme with them, but their feelings are never out of place. water runs deep here, be careful with them, they’re softer than they seem. 

sagittarius - the moon is high in the sky with sagittarius lifting it. they feel deeply, but even in their darkest moments, they know that the pain is supposed to be here, and it will be right soon. 

capricorn - a hardship when young maybe. capricorn here is a harsh placement, but really all they need is a little love and care to truly flourish. be gentle with them. 

aquarius - lunar aquarians feel things different to you and i; even their emotions are unconventional. that doesn’t mean they’re unloveable or uncaring, they just need a little kindness to light them up. 

pisces - lunar pisceans are delicate. they float between this world and the next, feeling everything so strongly against their fragile bones. they need a tender hand to keep them stable. 

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

I experience rising difficulty  in distinguishing fandom shitposts from commentary on US politics.

i am more proud of this cake than I am my college degree.

mad max but instead of wanting gasoline for his car he just drinks it and pulls the interceptor behind him like a horse pulling a chariot. people always ask him why he doesnt just use the gasoline to fuel his car but he cant hear them because he drinks over a gallon of gas each day and his body can barely sustain the basic functions of life

A ray of light shines through the Great Arch of Getu in China. (Source)

behold the mountain dragon and its breath of light

I’d be looking for the secret entrance to the treasure chamber…

Moon Signs:

Aries: Always active, bold, and alive - absolutely can’t stand to be bored. You are prone to letting insecurity take over your life, making you race around - desperate to accomplish. You can heal quickly from emotional hurts and recover your energy quickly when faced with crisis. You are quick to temper and it’s pretty violent but burns out quickly. You tend to enjoy conflict, maybe even viewing life as a battle. In the moment defines your way of living yet you may not trust yourself to make immediate decisions.

Taurus: Material and financial security is important to you. You trust what you can touch and have issues with the abstract, this means you may invest too much of yourself into material objects. You are prone to becoming bored or deadlocked. Self-worth and insecurity are issues for you. For these reasons you often stay too long in relationships that are going nowhere. Earth and nature feel like home to you; your home, which you center around comfort, is filled with earthy elements, tile, flowers, etc. Sensual and loving, you attract others and know how to give them what they want.

Gemini: Communication is the most important thing to you. You may be prone to deluding yourself or suppressing your true emotions, often not letting yourself truly feel them but release them, an odd paradox so like a Gemini. You have a lot of emotions but always know how to express them due to Mercury’s gift of eloquence. Interpreting the emotions of others is a gift of yours yet you often miss their deeper drives, desires, and goals. Be careful of taking things at face value. You may be afraid of emotional or romantic intensity.

Cancer: Home, family, and security - these are the most important things in your life. You are strong and dependable, a motherly figure to those around you. Despite the strong emotions that Cancer is associated with, you may try to hide your fear and doubts. You may hoard items of sentimental value, reluctant to ever let go - this hoarding may seep into other parts of your life, so be careful. You like to create - perhaps painting or drawing, cooking, or knitting or sewing. Down to earth, homey things are very important to you. 

Leo: Center of the universe, right here. Drama and control are your needs. But you certainly aren’t petty or greedy. You are as warm as the sun, generous and loving at your core. You just need a lot of love and affection in return - and you’re damn well going to get it. Be careful though, you can be manipulated easily by flattery. You can be addicting, your view of the world is so positive and intense, you feel so much joy for even the smallest of things. Loyalty and trust are above all else in your book.

Virgo: Shy, quiet and practical, you really don’t enjoy a lot of attention. You are a hard worker and seek success but never acclaim - you want your work to speak for itself. You want to be loved yet you can’t stand to let anyone do something for you. You especially hate to be cared for and for this reason may try to distance yourself in love. A detail-oriented perfectionist, it can be hard for you to ever feel you’ve truly succeeded and often beat yourself over terribly small things. You are a very attentive friend and lover, taking great care of those you love, making sure to do little things to brighten their day.

Libra: Fights, discord, and unfairness truly upset you at your core. You will do absolutely everything you can to maintain balance as a natural diplomat. You may struggle with outright displays of emotion, really intensity of any kind may disturb you. This can really cause issues for you as you simply cannot handle any sort of disorder; your desire to please everyone restricts you as you take it so seriously. You need social security, a partner, a designated place in your social circle or the hierarchy. You are a social creature and extremely lovable due to your care.

Scorpio: You may keep to yourself, even attempting to hide your emotions, but at your core you are passionate and intense. Yet you feel secure in these deep feelings, you are not afraid of them, you just prefer to hold your cards close to your chest. You have the enviable ability to sit back and draw what you want to you despite your ability to go after what you want. You are a deeply emotional person, prone to hurt. You often brood or seek small forms of revenge. You have to trust someone wholly and fully before opening up to them. You need deep, profound, almost painful relationships in your life.

Sagittarius: A natural philosopher and thinker forever seeking something new. Learning is important to you. You simply must have a cause, mission, or goal at all times. Religion is often very important to you and you are very involved no matter what your belief system is, but you are never rigid in your beliefs. You enjoy gambling, the rush of it, or any other risk-taking activity - you need a thrill of some kind. Optimistic and faithful, your gift of hope is remarkable.

Capricorn: You want to feel useful, in control, and successful and these strong desires rule your life. You have such high aspirations that you often feel unloved and inferior, especially due to your need for outside approval. You have deep and passionate feelings yet you can feel shy about expressing them, emotions may even make you feel weak. You may come off as uptight, reserved, or cold due to your reluctance to display emotion. It feels good to you to be needed. Discipline and respect are very important to you.

Aquarius: You need freedom above all else. You try to rise above negativity and can sometimes be intolerant of the emotions of others. You may ignore your emotional needs and natural responses or analyze them so closely that you become detached from them completely. You are usually cold and distant even in your most intimate relationships. You value your individuality and don’t follow trends and the like. Because you try to shut down your emotions so often you may be emotionally immature. Intimacy scares you.

Pisces: You may feel like a fish out of water in society. You are prone to escapist behaviors as you find the world so harsh. You have a vibrant imagination in which you try to hide. You are a selfless, loving person who seeks to help those less fortunate than you. You take on other people’s emotions due to your intense sympathy which may lead you to seek unhealthy outlets. You are extremely creative but may struggle to channel this talent. It’s important that you focus on the positive in life and avoid negativity.

Oh, the jokes I didn’t get when I was little [x]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

Remember: if you think you don’t know any gay people, it’s because the gay people in your life know they’re not safe around you.

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th