I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread
My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
in the year 2018, I can not believe
Aw omg its so cute i hecking love this
Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!
Also Me:
me: (has super negative thought)
me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
Good Morning Billy Joel Fuck The Rest Of You
me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR
what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
go back home from the grocery store
women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid
some of you have never worked in a bathhouse to save your pig parents and it shows
Customer service bosses be like:
why do boys spit on the ground so much. why must they poison our earth


