Untitled

Yasss !

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

(:

do me for the vine

I ain't gonna do it

reblog this post if you also sometimes sit down in the shower because sometimes standing up is just too much exercise

"you’d look so much prettier if you wore less makeup"

She doesn't even go here

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

x

No. Died 😵😵

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

Yas

me when i see new messages in my ask

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

Lol , I have no butt

WELL YOU BETTER MAKE A DECISION CUZ DIS PUSSY IS POPPIN FOR YOU

Thank you 😍

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

tyleroakley yess 😔😔

when your friend lets you copy their homework

Miranda :3

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.