i love white culture

#IM SCREAMING ALL THAT EFFORT FOR THAT UGLY THING

this makes me so angry if I saw someone with this I would rip their charger out of the wall and and drive over it with a lawnmower

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

you were possessed

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

If I HAVE to remind you ONE MORE TIME to drink water I swear to god I will because I want you to be FREAKIN’ hydrated god dammit

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

steve harrington has maybe the best character arc ever written for television, he went from asshole dudebro to father of the year to the lesbian ally we all deserve

red hot silly peppers :)

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Happy 27th Birthday, Demi ! (August 20st, 1992)

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this