Hello my darling little sweethearts, daddy is headed back home to Philippines
WISH ME GOOD LUCJ IM SO NERVSOUSYHS
I died on the plane, sorry guys :/

Hello my darling little sweethearts, daddy is headed back home to Philippines
WISH ME GOOD LUCJ IM SO NERVSOUSYHS
I died on the plane, sorry guys :/
Hello my darling little sweethearts, daddy is headed back home to Philippines
WISH ME GOOD LUCJ IM SO NERVSOUSYHS
Hello my darling little sweethearts, daddy is headed back home to Philippines
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When a fire mage becomes a chef
Apparently I've been going to the wrong Korean restaurants.
it really isn't a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in it
its fine if they're 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there we'll take it from there.
Like not a joke, name one indie game that did well without big support that didn't include at least one furry character in it
my friend you have a lot to learn about the internet and Hornet
TriStamp Wolfwood threads his fingers through “Eriks'”long hair, a swelling in his chest that nearly chokes him.
He's been thinking about that dumb feeling for the last two years, the one that started when he turned back in July. Letting it haunt him deep in the night like a ghost he couldn't touch, smoke between his fingers - yet, now, he's touching that ghostly specter again. The thing he couldn't let go of. He feels warm and real and solid beneath his fingertips.
And that terrifies him, so he gruffly whispers,
"You look like shit, Vash."
And Vash smiles, softly, eyes fluttering closed, tilting his head toward his palm, and Wolfwood doesn't know why, but it feels like Vash heard something he never said aloud.
🕉.
who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??
is this not the coolest shit you've ever seen. why did practical effects ever fall out of fashion (answer: capitalism)
The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”
The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”
Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st.
He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”
Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”
Me: “no, it’s milk”
Kid: “but are you sure?”
Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”
I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”
I have to laugh at the folks in the notes claiming this is fake because “no 2-yr old is that advanced”. My guys, I work at a daycare almost exclusively with 2-3 year olds and let me tell you some of the wild shit I heard this last week alone,
“Uhhh, i ASSUME we’re going to the playground soon??” -2.5 year old girl
“[3 year old boy] pushed me because he doesn’t have a manners.” -2 yr old girl
“Did you spill your water?” “No no no no it’s not a concern” -2 yr old boy (while running away, dripping wet)
Kids are hilarious and smarter than you think
If you don’t have a lot of interactions with young children:
All this, and also, they can tell you lots about their favorite things. My 2 year old nephew can tell you all about Star Wars (the 8 movies he’s seen at least) and loves going out of his way to bring up how Anakin was good and bad and good again when he died. Trust me, little kids learn and mimic and reenact all the things they get attached to. Also, he named his first fish Jengo Fett, and all following fish Boba Fett, so juries still out on how much he understands clones.
Kids pick up the language that’s used around and to them. Mannerisms too. They are tiny, efficient mimics and it will come out at the WEIRDEST times. Young kids will ABSOLUTELY say all the stuff listed here.
My cousin was somewhere between two and three, and I’d just arrived at her house, and she’s animatedly telling me a story of some kind, and I listen as I make my way through the house, get to the couch, and kick my shoes off. She stops dead in the middle of her sentence, puts her hands on her hips, levels me with a glare the likes of which I haven’t seen since, and goes, “WHAT are they doing there? Do you think the box at the front door is for DECORATION?”
Her mum, standing in the kitchen and watching all this, was GOBSMACKED. Apparently she said that exact phrase more often than she realised, and her kid had picked it up verbatim and started using it on unsuspecting guests (me).
(I got up and put my shoes in the box at the front door immediately)
My family’s lore includes the time my mother offhandedly said to Cousin’s son–who was maybe five–that Cousin’s wife certainly did have strong opinions about some minor thing, and the kid let out a sigh and said, in the driest and flattest and most world-weary tone you’ve ever heard, “Tell me about it.”
once i was helping with a class of 3 year olds and during drawing time one girl asked for a lion, specifically a lioness. i drew it and she just looked in silence so thinking she wanted a more liony lion i was like “do you want me to draw a boy lion next?” and she gives me this 🤨ass affronted look and says “umm she doesn’t NEED a man.”
Kids will do three things reliably:
